[network] @guardian; day 367; text [open]

[phaseshifter]

[ Soon after this happens mid-morning, a text appears on the network. Gotta clear up any confusion as soon as possible! Even if Angel herself isn't in the talkiest of moods. ]

Hey, um, me again with more app-related updates
Did everyone get the galaxy key thing on their tablets just before? Or was distribution limited to the people I'm with??
I assume everyone got it, it'd seem kinda dumb for people *not* to, but. Norfinbury, am I right? :V
Anyway, that seems to be the end result of decrypting the file left by Andromeda, so
I'm assuming it'll unlock the bunker. Probably. I hope.
Anyone who heads out that way to check: PLEASE be careful!! For all we know that could be where Miller is hiding. Or it could contain unstable equipment or volatile chemicals or
idk spiders??
My point being stay safe! And keep everyone informed of what you find ♥

Comments

[phaseshifter]

Yes, but then you'd miss potentially vital developments. Like me bullying Rhys about his fashion sense again.

[devoutish]

Ah, leave the lad alone. There's all sorts of better things to bully him for.

[phaseshifter]

No there aren't! You've forgotten the tie way too quickly.

[devoutish]

Which tie was this again?

[So that's a yes. Yes, he has.]

[phaseshifter]

The one that looked like a strawberry fruit rollup tucked into his effing pants.

[ IT HAUNTS HER DREAMS ALFIE ]

[devoutish]

I haven't got a clue what a fruit rollup is.

[phaseshifter]

Oh. Geez. The past is a rough place. Um - a long, thin, flat strip? Bright red? Not even faintly resembling an actual tie?

[devoutish]

Is it tasty?

[Yeah sorry Angel he's stuck on actual food now.]

[phaseshifter]

Not especially, it's - they're sweet and kinda... Vaguely fruit-flavoured, I guess. I'm pretty sure they don't even have real strawberries in them.

They also make for really bad tie substitutes.

[devoutish]

Ah, like-- what are they called, "fruit snacks". Not proper fruit but the best we're gonna get here.

[phaseshifter]

Get real fruit from the dowtown grocery store, Alfie! Accept no sugary substitutes.

[ Don't get her started or she'll start repeating all Beckett's dire warnings about scurvy ]

[devoutish]

We're not down there often enough.

[phaseshifter]

Maybe you should be! Or you could grab the little crappy fruit salad baggies they sometimes have in the elementary school, I guess. You don't want your teeth to start falling out. Or for you to start bleeding from pretty much everywhere. Or for your hair to get hecked up! Your entire beard would probably fall out, or worse.

You could be left with a soul patch.

[ dun dun DUNNNNNNNNNN ]

[devoutish]

A soul... patch.

[The way he says it makes it clear that he has no clue what she's talking about. Do you dare educate him, Angel?]

[phaseshifter]

Tiny triangle beard just under the bottom lip. Really dumb looking. Double whatever you're imagining.

[ s h u d d e r ]

[devoutish]

Ah, well, some men - they grow what they can.

[headjacked]

Fruit by the foot, you sheltered brat.

[phaseshifter]

Same level of fashion disaster, you dork.

@dickcheese, audio;

[headjacked]

Thank you, Alfie.

-- I think? What 'better things' are you talking about?

@ASolomons; audio

[devoutish]

Ah, don't worry about it, mate.

[grin grin]

[headjacked]

You're not supposed to join the Teasing Squad, Alfie.

[devoutish]

Have I not always been on it?