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Comments

[devoutish]

Scarcity will drive the price of everything up, mon amy.

[Look, he doesn't actually know French, so he sure as hell can't spell in it.]

[jmencalisse]

Okay I will see what I can do.

[No guarantee he will not just straight down any bottle of liquor he will come across but as of right now, cigarettes are his priorities.]

But show me a picture of the cigarettes. You could be lying.

[devoutish]

[He gets back a picture of a single frozen cigarette. If it looks like one that's been carted around for months in a frozen wasteland, there's a good reason for that. As if anticipating complaints, Alfie adds--]

Other cigarettes here aren't likely to look any better, if you can find them at all.

[jmencalisse]

[What

the

fuck.]

I may have preferred just having your word for it.

[devoutish]

This isn't a place where we can afford to be picky, Mr. Bouchard.

[jmencalisse]

Well it certainly is nightmare material.

[devoutish]

There are worse things. I won't ask if you're prepared for them, because you're not. Don't take it as an insult, nobody is.

[jmencalisse]

I have taken a look around. This place is literally insane. I would be worried if I were prepared.

[devoutish]

You're like the little girl what fell down a rabbit hole, mate.

[jmencalisse]

[Hang on, he knows this story!]

Yeah but who gave me the shitty shrinking potion?

[devoutish]

AIs. Have you heard of them?