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[jmencalisse]

Ah, but, obviously you were able to infer it is a joke by reading the rest of my conversations, non? How do you people not freeze with all the icicles up your asses?

[He holds up the palms of his hands.]

Bon, désolé, I will take you off the list. Who do you want me to nominate instead? I have already gotten the suggestion to change you for the Catman.

[bywolves]

Not a funny joke. Not here.

[ Or anywhere, he thinks, but whatever. ] I don't care what you do, I just don't want to be part of your stupid game. I doubt whatever cat you're harassing does either.

[jmencalisse]

Actually it kind of is. So is your partner getting all protective over a fake list. It's very cute.

And you're wrong, I am very good pals with the paw of the sun already. [No, you're not, David.] He is a very big cat around here. [No, he's not, David.]

@ASolomons; video

[devoutish]

Thank you, thank you.

[Alfie flourishes his hand and does a little bow, as well as he can from a sitting position. Here 2 be a shithead.]

[jmencalisse]

[Heh. David actually snorts at that and dips two fingers to his forehead. Never let it be said he can't appreciate a fellow shithead.]

[bywolves]

Which one is that exactly? The stupid human who thinks he's a cat, the actual cultist cat, or the constellation?

[jmencalisse]

Yeah, that first one. The crazy one. ... Then again I haven't met the actual cats to compare.

[bywolves]

The actual cats aren't much better. The constellation isn't that bad. The other one has been here less than a month and thinks that it can start up a cat gang without any consequences.

[jmencalisse]

Don't they always. [This is so funny.] A gang, huh? Maybe somebody should arrest them.

[bywolves]

Yes. Someone should arrest the cat. Put handcuffs on it and drag it around with them.

[jmencalisse]

Wouldn't a cat box do? The ones with the little bars.