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[personal profile] notaquaman 2018-02-08 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[He can only do what he knows best. Someone please train this gross human.]

how long is long???
i'm used 2 being out 4 a few hours or maybe a day when i kick it
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[personal profile] swatsflies 2018-02-08 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The nice thing would be to tell him that he's been gone like 168 days, but... ]

A whole hell lot longer than a day.
Months. Maybe even a year.
A lot of things have changed.
There's a cat cult now.


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[personal profile] notaquaman 2018-02-08 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
fuck u no there isn't

[That sounds like total bullshit buddy. Please tell him it's bullshit he can only take so much crazy.]
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[personal profile] swatsflies 2018-02-08 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah there is.
Look at the network.
GH is competing against them.

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[personal profile] notaquaman 2018-02-08 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
i stand corrected

[Because not only has he now seen the previous posts about it but...he has been approached to be recruited to said cult. So, like, obviously, he's going to do it...?]

who's side r u on m8?
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[personal profile] swatsflies 2018-02-09 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Neither.
Don't know anything about the cat
And that pirate guy is there. He thinks he's cooler than anyone.

While GH is just stirring shit again.

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[personal profile] notaquaman 2018-02-09 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
[So nothing new. Wait, wait...]

pirate's new
he a total wanker?


[Clearly he just needs to know if he can outwank Peter.]

anyway cats rn't so bad
minus the scratching
but who wouldn't put up with a few cuts and bruises for a good pussy?


[I'm sorry.]
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[personal profile] swatsflies 2018-02-11 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
He can be. You'll see soon enough.

[ Totally not holding a thing against him over the hot dogs vs. hamburger thing. Nope.

also SCREECH NATHAN NO NATHAN WHY ]




Not sure if this one would appreciate it.
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[personal profile] notaquaman 2018-02-21 09:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Nathan yes. And he has no idea what you're talking about, Zell. He practically has short-term memory loss he says so much stupid offensive shit. So if he's holding any kind of thing at all well that's clearly a personal problem???]

u wld b surprised m8
i'm basically a genius w/ women
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[personal profile] swatsflies 2018-02-25 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ WOW ]

Good luck with that, man.

[ Go live your furry dreams? ]