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snowblindrpg2017-11-19 08:57 pm
harlequinofhate) wrote in snowblindrpg2017-11-19 08:57 pm
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[log] Three crazy people walk into a boneyard... [closed]
Characters: Joker, Harley Quinn, Magenta Magenta
Location: Buildings 257 and 264
Date: Evening, Days 298 and 299
Summary: The Terrible Trio finds some human remains and some warnings to not disturb the dead. They decide to ignore those warnings.
Warnings: Human remains and the clowns in one log.
Said Mr. Smith, “I really cannot
Tell you, Dr. Jones—
The most peculiar pain I’m in—
I think it’s in my bones.”
Said Dr. Jones, “Oh, Mr. Smith,
That’s nothing. Without doubt
We have a simple cure for that;
It is to take them out.”
He laid forthwith poor Mr. Smith
Close-clamped upon the table,
And, cold as stone, took out his bones
As fast as he was able.
Smith said, “Thank you, thank you, thank you,”
And wished him a good-day;
And with his parcel ‘neath his arm
He slowly moved away.
-Walter de la Mare
Location: Buildings 257 and 264
Date: Evening, Days 298 and 299
Summary: The Terrible Trio finds some human remains and some warnings to not disturb the dead. They decide to ignore those warnings.
Warnings: Human remains and the clowns in one log.
Said Mr. Smith, “I really cannot
Tell you, Dr. Jones—
The most peculiar pain I’m in—
I think it’s in my bones.”
Said Dr. Jones, “Oh, Mr. Smith,
That’s nothing. Without doubt
We have a simple cure for that;
It is to take them out.”
He laid forthwith poor Mr. Smith
Close-clamped upon the table,
And, cold as stone, took out his bones
As fast as he was able.
Smith said, “Thank you, thank you, thank you,”
And wished him a good-day;
And with his parcel ‘neath his arm
He slowly moved away.
-Walter de la Mare
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What's a clown without an audience? Just some nutcase shouting at the dark?
Guano-man had to go ahead and ruin everything by dying. I SHOULD KILL HIM FOR DOING THAT!
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[He drop-kicks the head to punctuate his point.]
Now the Bat was an audience worth playing to.
[He huffs, not commenting on Harley. He thinks, vaguely, about scolding her for thinking her opinion ever mattered to him... Yes, he should mock her for that, take her down a peg.
He should, he knows, but he doesn't.]
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[He is very much in a rut.]
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[Ohgodshehopeshedoesn'tdropkickherhead.]
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Then he smiles toothily. Aw, he can't stay angry at her.]
Atta girl.
[He drops her.]
I don't get into ruts! This stupid, bleak city isn't giving me anything to work with. I should be bringing laughter! I should be bringing the "boom" to "boomtown" but I can't even find a single dang thing to make a bomb with lately.
It's like it knows, Harls, it's like the town knows how to make me miserable!
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P... Poor Puddin'! It's the town, 'course it's the town! [The town that has him into a rut, but she's not using that word again.] We'll find somethin' soon I bet! Somethin' to help bring the boom! Or since we're gettin' newbies in everyday, I bet some of 'em wouldn't mind tradin' some chemicals. Or we could just steal 'em, if we can find somebody who's got 'em.
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They got me in the guide now, telling people I'm dangerous and not to be trusted! They won't trade with a wack job like me!
[He sneers but, really, he'd be angrier if people didn't think he was dangerous enough to put in there.
He thinks for a moment and stares at Harley.]
...Are you in the guide, sweetie?
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I dunno if I'm Norfinbury's sweetheart but I been puttin' some feelers out and folks seem cooperative enough.
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That's my girl, thinking ahead!
I'm gonna need you to help me gather resources.
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