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[mrcreamsicles]

sam is the prophet
little kid who the cult up and grabbed and made her take on the role
different clips weve found plus some weird dreams we had once said she and andromeda were working together later on
not that it seems to have stopped the cult any

[mrcreamsicles]

dunno
like i said im not over there
and im not keeping track so much
but you could probably ask house and he would know something

[mrcreamsicles]

then ask him to prescribe you an antihistamine while youre at it

[mrcreamsicles]

if youre going to go demanding metaphors whenever you feel like it them im gonna start charging
you think you can just push a button and get this gold for free
i hand it out when its merited
plus thats some half ass effort when youve barely even insulted me yet

[mrcreamsicles]

stop making it sound like a creepy promise
i know verbal masochism was basically your whole thing but maybe slow the fuck down
take it easy before you bust your hip on the lingual concrete
i aint paying the insurance claim for that

[How does health insurance work, he doesn't know.]

besides im not down
ive just had months extra here that you skipped out on on account of being dead

[mrcreamsicles]

just worry about your own self andersen
ive got people im traveling with people im meeting and im going to get some apple juice in a couple days
everything is fine here

[mrcreamsicles]

can you go back to being an asshole instead of fussing over me
youre the one who was dead this long
build your supplies up
raid the smut hut
do something productive broseph

[mrcreamsicles]

nah
not really
the last place my group tried investigating had what might have been an anomaly behind the door there so im not sending you that way
and beyond that ive got like jack shit im invested in
im want to take some feathers over east for science eventually but thats about as far from pressing as it gets
like i said before
if you want to get in on this stuff asking house is still your best bet

private;

[mrcreamsicles]

[Goddamnit, Andersen. He takes a moment to swap over to messaging Andersen directly—not just a private filter, but the private-from-the-admin direct to inbox sort.]

look
i got tortured a while back in the name of that fucked up cult
the new area is full of cult stuff
after that i kind of wanted a fucking rest
but a few days ago i just saw ten years into a fake future where id given up entirely on getting out
if you want the truth i cant stand the thought of getting that resigned to living here forever
but i dont know what im supposed to do to help yet
id go join the exploration party if it wouldnt mean constantly losing my shit over every prophet eye i see
the network has been fucking up and people are trying to look for some way to either mess with our nanomachines or find a secure computer to try to hack into it to fix whats wrong
because if the network stops working entirely then were all going to die for real
and to that end i handed off some quantum chips i retrieved from inside my tablet during this big tablet smashing party house led that got like nine people killed
angel and rhys have the chips now so if you know anything about technology then get in touch with them
but thats the extent of what i can do barring the extremely unlikely incident that i actually find viable electronic supplies lying around here
thats also why the thing with the anomaly happened
we were trying to get through a sealed door that people exploded open once and saw a mystery machine behind
we had no bomb so we tried the manual method with no luck
i tried asking andromeda in case she could help
cue the anomaly trying to bust through from the other side and doing its damnedest to drive us to deafness for hours
good news is it didnt get through the door
bad news is whatever is on the other side besides that is too dangerous to try to get at let alone without explosives to help
the only other productive thing weve managed is finding a bunch of nothing in the spaces down in the entrance area nobody bothered to explore yet

[mrcreamsicles]

tiny anime gremlin pretending to be a famed fairy tale author

[mrcreamsicles]

no fucking shit
but who doesnt here andersen

[mrcreamsicles]

i dont care what you babble about dude
i mean it when i say im just glad youre not dead again
so try to stay alive and were good

[mrcreamsicles]

tiny
filthy
lives in garbage
i cant deny it paints a pretty effective picture
and weve got the background radiation to complete the image
just
seriously dude
youre not the only one who came back after a long time
but the other guy im thinking of just died again and stayed dead after