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[clowngirl]

Harley Quinn! First-rate comedienne and overall fantastic gal. Pleasedta meetcha.

[His own name doesn't ring any immediate bells, but Harley's not quite the literary type.]

[clowngirl]

Trust me, us clowns would rather be left outta this gag.

[clowngirl]

I don't think anybody's rushin' to call me true or honest, but let's go with number three with honorable mentions to one and two.

[clowngirl]

Well, I'd consider that a question about my personality.

Let's just say I'm a lady with a colorful past. Makes me sound all sexy and mysterious.

[clowngirl]

Oh, simmer down, that's plenty PG.

[clowngirl]

And you're an observer?

[clowngirl]

Ohh. You're a writer? Anything on Oprah's Book Club?

[clowngirl]

Not always. She should go heavier on the romance.

[clowngirl]

You would have a problem with shirtless men and heavin' bosoms. [The finer things in Harley's life.] Who hurt you, H.C.? You can tell Harley.

[clowngirl]

Oh, c'mon. You tell me yours and I'll tell ya mine.

[clowngirl]

Are you sure? There's a pretty big love story right there in the middle. You might not be able to handle it.

[clowngirl]

That is the saddest story I have ever heard.

Also! Super-boring when you leave out the noodle monster. I'd do a whole rewrite if I was you.