[network] @ADMIN; Obituary [Day 026]

[snowblindmods]

We mourn the loss of those who have died in the time between the last announcement and this one:

Fiona Belli
Tinker Bell
Baelfire
Fujiwara no Mokou

Comments

voice

[burnalive]

[ ... somehow she feels like a combobreaker. ]

Guess it didn't work.

Who's keeping track of this and what's the point of doing it?

@ishtar; voice

[prochronistic]

What didn't work..?

[Yuuri sounds a little confused, which is pretty par for the course with things around here.]

I don't know who's keeping track, but... they put my name on this list when I ... lost a few days. [That's a very mild way of saying "died."]

[burnalive]

Something like an experiment. It failed.

--And by lost, you mean? [ she gets the idea, but... yeah. spit it out. ]

@arachnebuster ; voice

[esparasido]

Wait, wait, wait, wait. What? What didn't work? Hey, what the hell is up with this obituary thing?

Also holy shit, Tinkerbell?!

[burnalive]

It's pitiful, for an obituary. Just my name? No time or means of death? That's lazy, for the asshole who somehow knew I died in the first place.

Friend of yours?

[esparasido]

No, Tinkerbell's— hey, hey, hey, wait, fuck that, back up.

You died?!

[burnalive]

... Ah, yeah. That happened. [ though there's something off about this one. ]

[esparasido]

Then how the hell are you—

[ Alive again?! This is so weird. ]

—hey, are you alright? Where are you, anyway?

[burnalive]

Where? It's... [ --that's a good question. how to describe this, exactly?? ] Some kind of mausoleum? [ wow, old-fashioned. the point is bodies. indoors. pretty sure they're not for decor either. ]

[esparasido]

So what you're sayin' is that someone hauled you to a funeral home while you were sleeping and you just. Woke up there? 'Cause come on, no way you died, that's insane.

[ What are you saying, Mokou!! ]

[burnalive]

Yeah? Falling asleep means I must've failed, then. [ ugh, passing out would be lame. but that and sleeping takes more time than dying. ] That 'somebody' has a lot to answer for.

[esparasido]

[ he stares at his tablet for a while, not that that does anything?? because it's voice, but.

cue an awkward silence before he speaks up again. ]

Oooookay, you're gonna have to come back down to earth, Major Tom. Ground Control's completely lost you, except for the part where you probably threatened to kick someone's ass? Get in line for that one, by the way.

[burnalive]

What, is there a queue? You're not the one waking up to a room of corpses.

[ also who the hell is Bowie. LET'S... pretend that didn't fly over her head, she gets the general gist. she's crazy. that's old news.. ]

[esparasido]

From what I've heard? Yeah, there's probably a line about a mile long, so take a ticket and wait like the rest of us.

[ no Bowie reference in return?! stone-cold, Mokou... ]

—And for someone who's wakin' up to a row of dead people, you're surprisingly alright, damn. Want me to turn my thing on to video so you can look at my bright, shining face instead of a buncha dead guys? That should pick you right up, huh.

[burnalive]

They're just bodies. They probably make better company than most people here.

And I'm not looking for a pickup, I'm looking for information. If you don't have any, don't waste my time. [ even if. that's practically impossible, ty immortality. ]

[esparasido]

Oooh shit. You hear that, ladies and gents? I think we've got...

[ Mokou might be able to hear a one-man drumroll. ]

...A grump! You heard it here first, live on Marcos Chats!

[ what is even going on. ]

Listen, I'm not gonna give you info because I ain't got any, but if you really did wake up in a pile of corpses? Hell yeah you're gonna want to at least talk that off.

[burnalive]

[ what is this. annoyance eventually wins out, like it tends to. ]

First of all, I didn't literally wake up on a pile of them. They're... locked away on display. [ slightly less or more creepy. ] Secondly, there isn't much to talk off. I failed and succeeded at killing myself and, like you said, somebody must've dragged me here and put my name on their sick tally. [ now that she thinks of it-- ] However they found that out.

You understand if I'm pissed and looking for answers.

[esparasido]

Aight, let me process this— you wanted to die?

[ this is the thing that's puzzling him the most, really. ]

I can understand if you're pissed off, yeah. But I gotta say, they did you a favor if they didn't just leave you out in the goddamn snow.

[burnalive]

No, it slowed me down more than anything. And yeah--as far as dying goes, freezing's a decent change of pace. You get number to the cold, start going a bit crazy, and then just lie down for a nice nap... [ whoops the going crazy part doesn't apply if she's already crazy right. ]

[esparasido]

[ ??????????????? none of this makes remotely any sense to him?! congrats mokou, he's just making a few "??" noises for a while. ]

Uh.




Are you one'a those extreme masochists or something...

[burnalive]

[ ......

#reasons why she should shut up about her death fetish. ]

--What the hell?... No.

[esparasido]

I got it, you're talking about one of your weird fetishes right now, aren'cha. Playin' dead, being dragged off to a morgue, surrounded by kinky shit in your death dungeon...

...Look, I don't judge. You do you.

[ Marcos!? ]

[burnalive]

Are you kidding me right now? Even I'm not into-- [ wait, shit, what does she mean 'even'. ] I'm not into... kinky death dungeons, whatever that is. Don't misunderstand things, damn it. [ it's the big death! even if it didn't last. ]

[esparasido]

Listen, it's either talkin' about your kinks or getting mad at whatever it is that's keeping us here, and I'd rather talk about your kinks. Because I'm assumin' you're a girl?

[ priorities. ]

[burnalive]

I think I'll stick with getting mad at that mystery jackass. [ and this--less mystery jackass on the line. whoever you are. not even going to bother with answering the most inane question of all time too whoops. ]