[network|text] @prettypinkflowers; ic meme time ; Day 246 [open]

[lacecase]

Hello everyone! I'm sorry if this seems kind of like an odd time for a game...I know a lot of people probably won't be in the mood, but I was hoping that some people might want to play with me? I'm trying to, like, get my mind off of what just happened. I know I could really use the distraction.

[So, it goes to serve that maybe some other people will, too. She just hopes nobody will get offended--like she said, it's an odd time. But, well, sometimes something lighthearted is just what you need to chase away the horror. It's worth a shot.]

I was thinking we could play some rounds of f/m/k
which stands for fuck, marry, kill (sorry for swearing!!!)

The whole idea is that you give three names, and you have to assign one to each name, who would you choose for each one. It's all just fun! It can be really challenging depending on what names you decide! I'll start, but let me know if you have any questions okay?

Oh! And if you're involving anyone younger, how about a tamer version of kiss, pinky promise, punch?

Comments

[fifty]

I guess House might deserve it a little. [Maybe...]

[fifty]

You'd better use like at least six condoms.

@beyonce | audio

[thewarningafter]

Gee, thanks.

[No idea who the other two are, but apparently he's fuckable? He'll take it, not least because it's a relief to recognize at least his own name.]

[whiteknightnecromancer]

More or less than Watson's wife?

[He's curious that that's the objection.]

[fifty]

I think more. I don't really know her but Watson seems like a good guy. [House is his citizen, there's a bias there.]

[rubikscomplex]

if my life were a tv show
i'd want it to be a porno
not whatever the hell sitcom that would be

[rubikscomplex]

no prob, doc
welcome back the land of the living, btw
what'd you lose?

[fifty]

With two doctors it'd definitely be a weird medical drama. Making that porn would be creepy.

[rubikscomplex]

...
you clearly haven't watched much porn

[fifty]

Well, I mean, if it was like a legit medical drama then it'd be way too gross!

[whiteknightnecromancer]

Yes, he does.

What has House done that you think marrying him for form's sake and leaving him to his own devices is only a slightly deserved fate?

[fifty]

I know he's a jerk, but, y'know, he's like only a jerk. There are lots of way worse people. So if you've gotta pick for FMK and you pick him I think it makes sense!

cw: NSFW???

[rubikscomplex]

i reiterate:
you clearly haven't watched much porn
you know there are sites dedicated to doctor kink, right?
all the gross medical details included for some
there's one site i've seen called
"while you were sleeping"
caters to the set who like to watch anesthesiologists jacking off over their surgery patients

[fifty]

Ew, that's way too creepy. It's fine if you're just dressing up as a nurse or something, but--ew!

[rubikscomplex]

you ever think of having england dress up as a nurse for you?

[Now it's time to tease.]

[fifty]

[America was already thinking about that time England ended up in a nurse's outfit, rude!] Oh my God, I should've seen that coming.

[whiteknightnecromancer]

Ah. I'm glad my choice meets with your approval, then.

[fifty]

Yeah, y'know, I've gotta make sure.

[circumsutus]

I don't know about that.

@dissect, text

[circumsutus]

That's not how condoms work.

[fifty]

This is why you can't be in the show!

[fifty]

Make a body suit out of condoms.

[thewarningafter]

No idea. I'm sure I'll figure it out sooner or later.

[Letting people fill in the blanks with their own ideas worked perfectly well last time.]

[whiteknightnecromancer]

Now I'm curious. What's your stake in House's future relationships? I promise my pretend husband would be well looked after. Would you be a pretend in-law of some description?

[fifty]

I'm the personification of the country he's from. It's a thing in my world.