[network|text] @prettypinkflowers; ic meme time ; Day 246 [open]

[lacecase]

Hello everyone! I'm sorry if this seems kind of like an odd time for a game...I know a lot of people probably won't be in the mood, but I was hoping that some people might want to play with me? I'm trying to, like, get my mind off of what just happened. I know I could really use the distraction.

[So, it goes to serve that maybe some other people will, too. She just hopes nobody will get offended--like she said, it's an odd time. But, well, sometimes something lighthearted is just what you need to chase away the horror. It's worth a shot.]

I was thinking we could play some rounds of f/m/k
which stands for fuck, marry, kill (sorry for swearing!!!)

The whole idea is that you give three names, and you have to assign one to each name, who would you choose for each one. It's all just fun! It can be really challenging depending on what names you decide! I'll start, but let me know if you have any questions okay?

Oh! And if you're involving anyone younger, how about a tamer version of kiss, pinky promise, punch?

Comments

[rubikscomplex]

long-term memory is intact
what about back home?
what were you doing?

[rubikscomplex]

employers who wanna know they're not getting defective goods
apparently the us gov in your time is as stupid as in mine
in different ways

[tidalflame]

man, I walked right in to that one.

[And he's heard that comeback enough times he should have expected it, really.]

[himalayanyeti]

oh believe me i dont like house either

and unless youre paying me i dont take orders on who to kill or who to not

[himalayanyeti]

well good fucking news i aint defective. im healthy

and yeah i cant argue that one

[rubikscomplex]

you're at least 50% defective
at least

[himalayanyeti]

how do you figure that one doc. not like ive ever had an apointment with you

[rubikscomplex]

you're a complete and utter moron
like more-so than the general population

[spoileralert]

Face first, too.

[thewarningafter]

[...They're going to go down the whole list, aren't they? That sounds tedious at best and incriminating at worst. It'd help if he knew who this was; all he can tell is it's someone who seems moderately concerned and apparently thinks he's fuckable.]

I dunno, stuff? If you're serious that I died before, maybe let's focus on that.

[himalayanyeti]

i dont see how thats defective. youre a moron and you seem to be doing just fine

[ecks]

correct
B+
it is not an A+ because you did not answer correctly the first time

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[ecks]

I do not know Karkat very well
that means that Karkat more potentially threatening than you

[ecks]

is it necessary to pay you to not kill Doctor House?

[warriorscribe]

Ginger did provide an alternative - but it's perfectly all right to not want to play. Nothing works for absolutely everyone.

[He may not approve of the attitude he came in here with - poor Ginger - but he's not going to demand he feel all right playing it, himself. Especially with what's happened, he can't blame anyone for not wanting to play.]

voice

[bookofnope]

Well, Al is a little squishy, in certain regards...

voice

[bookofnope]

Oh, between them I'd much prefer to punch Al. Not as a question of toughness - he's just less likely to punch back.

[armoured]

Mm. I'm sorry again for upsetting anyone over a game, but I think I'm just gonna go now. Have fun.

[He is not going to be a party pooper if this weird game is keeping people here smiling, when things like that are in short supply. So he hangs up.]

text

[spoileralert]

I am so offended. I am way more likely to kick someone's ass than Karkat is. I bet I'm better at it, too.

voice

[spoileralert]

He's downright soft. And very susceptible to guilt trips.

[keepscalm]

[Also fair.]

If you give me another set of people, I'll try to get it right this time.

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[ecks]

would you kick my ass if I kissed you?

[swatsflies]

Yeah! You could reach anything I wouldn't be able to. [ His senpai can become his waifu. ]

[deus_ex_phs]

On the other hand, he doesn't need to punch back. Punching him would probably hurt a lot.

@Enoch, text

[warriorscribe]

[Because there is someone having a voice conversation in the same room and he doesn't want to interfere, America gets text in response:]

A difficult choice, indeed! Except marriage: John takes that one, he's the only one of those I think I could stand to live with.

The other two are more difficult. I don't know who I could tolerate for a night. If I must choose one, House, I suppose. Which leaves Stein for "kill". I've no particular reason for either, unfortunately.

That certainly felt like a challenge I was doomed to fail from the start. Well played.