[network|text] @prettypinkflowers; ic meme time ; Day 246 [open]

[lacecase]

Hello everyone! I'm sorry if this seems kind of like an odd time for a game...I know a lot of people probably won't be in the mood, but I was hoping that some people might want to play with me? I'm trying to, like, get my mind off of what just happened. I know I could really use the distraction.

[So, it goes to serve that maybe some other people will, too. She just hopes nobody will get offended--like she said, it's an odd time. But, well, sometimes something lighthearted is just what you need to chase away the horror. It's worth a shot.]

I was thinking we could play some rounds of f/m/k
which stands for fuck, marry, kill (sorry for swearing!!!)

The whole idea is that you give three names, and you have to assign one to each name, who would you choose for each one. It's all just fun! It can be really challenging depending on what names you decide! I'll start, but let me know if you have any questions okay?

Oh! And if you're involving anyone younger, how about a tamer version of kiss, pinky promise, punch?

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[swatsflies]

THERE IS NO UST

[ And he repeats out loud to the other occupant of the room. HE SWEARS JIM. ]

[fifty]

I know that [vaguely; he's not into it either], I'm saying that's not the point!

[fifty]

Well look something up online, then!

[fifty]

Yeah, I mean-- [...Wait. Looking at what everyone else is saying, he's suffered these conversations before.]

Oh my God you guys I know how condoms actually work I'm not a little kid!

[spoileralert]

It's nothing to be ashamed of Zell it's a perfectly natural reaction

[spoileralert]

It may not be the point, but it's still there. Like a freaky bdsm suit staring at you from the corner of the room.

[quadrangle]

[Oh. Not the same signs at all, then, except for... the fuck.]

OK WAIT LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT
YOU HAVE THE SAME ASTROLOGICAL SIGNS AS EARTH BUT YOU'RE FROM... WAIT, ARE YOU FROM EARTH? OR IS THIS SOME WEIRD ALT EARTH, I CAN'T KEEP TRACK OF THESE THINGS ANYMORE.

[fifty]

[Playing FMK isn't embarrassing, but being questioned by someone you were choosing between totally is.] Um! It's not for real, it's just a game. It's a--compliment?

[spoileralert]

I happen to be well-read on all manner of birth control methods.

[fifty]

I wasn't thinking about it like that. Well, now I am. [Why did you put that in his brain, Steph? It's obviously all your fault.]

[swatsflies]

Not Earth.
And my world looks nothing like this planet.
So if it was an alt Earth then it's really, really different for a lot of reasons.

[ Have some more ??? ]

[fifty]

This is Stein control methods, though.

[fifty]

Ughhhhhhhhh. [Is that an acceptable answer?]

[fifty]

Who'd want to hold a wedding here, you can't even have cake!

[spoileralert]

Good, suffer the consequences of your weird rubber suit idea.

[spoileralert]

If all else fails, radiate him?

private text;

[quadrangle]

OH PUH-LEASE, YOU COULD HAVE WRITTEN IT IN WHITE TEXT IF YOU WANTED TO GO THE WHOLE NINE YARDS.
ACTUALLY SCRATCH THAT BECAUSE ONLY SELF-IMPORTANT, INSUFFERABLY SMUG TOOLS DO THAT.

[Ha fucking ha.]

AND I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU CALL ME THAT TO MY FACE, SKANK.

[This is stupid.]

text

[fifty]

:(

[Did he switch to text just to use that face? Yes. Sometimes nothing gets your emotions across like an emoticon. At least, when the tablet RUDELY doesn't have emojis.]

[fifty]

Oh yeah, that'd probably kill off anything weird.

[quadrangle]

[And some more ????????? for good measure.]

BUT YOU HAVE PISCES. AND PRESUMABLY CANCER?
ARGH WHATEVER, I'M JUST GOING TO ASSUME THEY'RE MYSTERIOUSLY A UNIVERSAL CONSTANT EVEN THOUGH THAT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE WHATSOEVER! UNLESS THERE'S SOME ALT ME OR ALT FEFERI OR. I GUESS THE BEFORANS? OH MY GOD, NEVER MIND, UNIVERSAL CONSTANT IT IS.

[swatsflies]

I found cake in clown house

[ Nothing says romance like a bunch of clowns, right? ]

[himalayanyeti]

okay but what if i dont have any injurys under my clothes. then im good right

also dont call me a moron

i know i am but its not polite. fucker

[fifty]

I wouldn't trust anything in that house.

[rubikscomplex]

c'mon
i'll answer one if you answer this one
and lay off after that

[agravating]

[He's embarrassed? She's the one being chosen for things, here.]

Have we even met?