[network] @harleyquinnxoxo ; video ; night 237 [open]

[loveismadness]

[the network has been way too serious lately, so it looks like it's time for harley to bring a little bit of humor and chaos to everybody's lives! that, and she's got to found out exactly who here is single. you know, for science!

for once, harley seems to be set up in a place with other people. it has a definite effect on her; she's practically bouncing with excitement. her cheeks are pink, only visible because the makeup has been rubbed off; she isn't wearing her domino mask, or her cap, either. her pigtails bounce as she does, and she pipes up, voice squeaky as always.]

Heya, denizens of Snow Hell, population us! Everyone is still so gloomy!! I think I've figured out just the perfect thing ta brighten the place up! Thanks to some anonymous inspiration, I've deduced that what this place needs is some good ol' love! An' I don't mean ta brag, but I, Harley Quinn, am the greatest matchmaker there ever was! Hell, I got those two cutie agents that were hired ta get dirt on me together--I can definitely hook any of you up!

[she rubs her hands together in glee. please, let her do this.]

So here's the dealie-o! Ya gotta reply to this message with your likes, dislikes, age, and preference! Oh, and if you're single or not! I really gotta know if you guys are single or not!!

[gee, harley, are you trying to get information and get davesprite some kisses? you sly dog, you.]

Comments

@magenta2; audio

[himalayanyeti]

I'm not exactly lookin' to insert myself into somethin' romantic, but oh my god, can I help you pick?

audio

[loveismadness]

Hell YEAH, Maggie! I'm lookin' for a special someone for everyone, yanno!

@starspangledhero; voice

[fifty]

Wouldn't it be pretty hard to do the matchmaker thing with someone who's already taken? [So wouldn't anyone who's replying with all that info be single by default...]

@harleyquinnxoxo ; video

[loveismadness]

Why do ya gotta be a spoilsport, Starry? Love is in the air, and I'm tryin' to bring it out!

@prettypinkflowers; voice

[lacecase]

Oh, this sounds like so much fun! I'll give you my details!

[Why not? This is mostly so she can become friendly with Harley. She's not exactly looking for romance again but...hey, third time's the charm, right?]

So I'm twenty-seven and I like boys and girls and I love fashion design. I'm single right now, and I was single back home, too. I don't, like, really have any romantic preferences that I can think of except that I like it when people are nice to me! And when they don't cheat on me. Like, that really turns me off.

@harleyquinnxoxo ; video

[loveismadness]

Cheatin' is the worst!
People gotta look for partners that'll looooooooooove them!!

Hopefully, we can have a snow hell weddin' soon! Ya can design the dress!

@wiccandoit, video

[fanboyascended]

Just when I was starting to really miss trashy reality TV.

@harleyquinnxoxo ; video

[loveismadness]

Harley Quinn, at ya service! Care ta play, kiddo? I promise I won't set ya up with anyone gross an' old like House!

@betterhalf; text

[darkincrement]

15.
Single.
I like long walks on the beach, keys, and looking for my missing half.

@harleyquinnxoxo ; text

[loveismadness]

oh don't you worry my dude!! i will help ya find it!!
preference for any type a person

@Ecks | text

[ecks]

likes:
-fake animals
-freedom
-ice cream
-funny jokes

dislikes:
-murder
-hard decisions
-tea
-unfunny jokes

age:
two years and five months

preference:
yes

single:
yes
I am the only one of me

@zd; text

[swatsflies]

WHOA YOU ARE HOW OLD?

[ This is how he finds out the exact number. Through a response a response to matchmaking.

This also makes the whole sex talk from long ago so much worst. ECKS WHY ]

@jwatson; text

[jumpthegun]

Ecks, preference means whether you like men or women for romantic partners.

@featherydouche; text; private

[mrcreamsicles]

gfd harley

@harleyquinnxoxo ; text ; private

[loveismadness]

look i didnt mentionit was u ok
everyones havin a good time look at them!!!!!

@LELRIC; text

[armoured]

[He quite likes Harley from what he's seen of her so far, and this seems harmless. Not that anyone is going to go for him, but he'll fill it out all the same.]

Alphonse Elric.
15, or maybe 16 by now.
I like cats, alchemy, friends, reading, cakes, and science!
I dislike bullies, pickled fish, and these tiny keyboards on the tablet.
I'd like a girlfriend.
I'm definitely single.

@harleyquinnxoxo ; text

[loveismadness]

Hey, alley-cat!!!

i like cats too i have a friend who likes cats a lot but shes way 2 old for u and also taken
i also like science :) i will do my best to find you a cute gf who likes all of those things!! but lets be friends!!

@totheark, text

[0thingsonmymind]

?

@harleyquinnxoxo ; text

[loveismadness]

hey, arkie! are ya in the market for a girlfriend or boyfriend???

@Spoiler ; text

[spoileralert]

[ Well this is amazing. ]

A+ entertainment, would fund second season

@harleyquinnxoxo ; text

[loveismadness]

stephhhhhh dontcha wanna be match made by yours truly!!!!

@Mnemosyne; voice

[bookofnope]

Well, since we already have this handy chart here...

[Look at him trying to embarrass Angel to dea - I mean make her happy. That's totally what I mean.]

[sorta not here but 100% audible through Beckett's audio hurf]

[phaseshifter]

BECKETT NO.

@hotstud_xxx; text

[rubikscomplex]

you're fell in love with the joker
how the hell do you think you're good at matchmaking?
like at all

@harleyquinnxoxo ; text

[loveismadness]

hey studly
if i could rearrange the alphabet, i would put u and i next to each other

@quark; text

[averytinyparticle]

is there an age limit? Im only 10, could I still play?

@harleyquinnxoxo ; text

[loveismadness]

yanno what? there's no age limit, but i aint gonna set ya up with anyone, okay? but definitely tell me what kinda friends you'd like, or dates when you're older!!

@hawkguy, text/action

[awwnoun]

[ Harley's in the same house as him, so he hears her talking in person more than he does on the tablets. But he does get trying to dispel the gloominess, and this is a sweet way to do it. He's also oblivious, so he goes ahead and types out his stuff because he thinks it's funny. He doubts he'll get any hooks anyway. ]

I like archery? Helping people, solving crimes, the whole noir thing, and old cowboy movies. bruce lee too. also bladerunner. I don't know, I like plenty of stuff
I don't like assholes or having to put on socks so you can imagine this place sucks
I'm in my thirties and yeah, I know
And preference what like - straight? I like the ladies

I mean really as long as you don't try to poison me or test weird paralyzing agents on me I'm fine

@harleyquinnxoxo, text/action; private

[loveismadness]

[she giggles excitedly when she sees clint's reply, her tongue sticking out of her mouth while he answers. god, he's cute!

after a moment's consideration, she puts this on private, so the joker can't see. that's. probably a smart move.]

archery?? aw that's why you have such nice arms!!!!!!
i'll give u mine
i like toys and games and stuffed animals, and also hittin people who deserve it with big ass hammers
ohhh and i like costumes!! i have a ph.d in criminal psychology and i'm a former college gymnast
and i'm 33, but don't tell anyone...it's a secret ;)

Voice | @Summoner

[ninjainviolet]

[ A soft chuckle precedes Sheena's voice. ]

Looks like you're having fun. [ Have a text smiley: :) ]

[ Nope. She's not doing the matchmaking thing. ]

Voice | @Summoner

[loveismadness]

I definitely am! Do ya wanna meet your perfect match?

@navialernovictoria, text

[whiteknightnecromancer]

Does this actually work? Five years later does anyone say, "Oh yes, I remember when a total stranger introduced me to another total stranger and we hit it off?"

[He's using text specifically to keep people from hearing how much he wants the answer to be yes. Not for himself but for someone out there.]

text

[loveismadness]

i dunno, i aint ever tried a datin site or matchmaker before!! but its really fun regardless :)

@Enoch, voice

[warriorscribe]

I doubt you'd have much luck matching me with anyone - an immortal man tired of losing his loved ones - and that assumes my aging halts again when we escape.

[He chuckles gently - it's not a serious challenge and he doesn't expect Harley to take him up on it.]

I'm glad you're having fun, though. Amusement tends to be contagious.

[loveismadness]

Good! Do ya wanna help matchmake anyone, if ya think you're un=matchmake-able?

But, yanno, I could probably matchmake ya.