snowblindrpg | [network] @harleyquinnxoxo ; video ; night 237 [open]

[the network has been way too serious lately, so it looks like it's time for harley to bring a little bit of humor and chaos to everybody's lives! that, and she's got to found out exactly who here is single. you know, for science!

for once, harley seems to be set up in a place with other people. it has a definite effect on her; she's practically bouncing with excitement. her cheeks are pink, only visible because the makeup has been rubbed off; she isn't wearing her domino mask, or her cap, either. her pigtails bounce as she does, and she pipes up, voice squeaky as always.]

Heya, denizens of Snow Hell, population us! Everyone is still so gloomy!! I think I've figured out just the perfect thing ta brighten the place up! Thanks to some anonymous inspiration, I've deduced that what this place needs is some good ol' love! An' I don't mean ta brag, but I, Harley Quinn, am the greatest matchmaker there ever was! Hell, I got those two cutie agents that were hired ta get dirt on me together--I can definitely hook any of you up!

[she rubs her hands together in glee. please, let her do this.]

So here's the dealie-o! Ya gotta reply to this message with your likes, dislikes, age, and preference! Oh, and if you're single or not! I really gotta know if you guys are single or not!!

[gee, harley, are you trying to get information and get davesprite some kisses? you sly dog, you.]

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I'm not exactly lookin' to insert myself into somethin' romantic, but oh my god, can I help you pick?

Wouldn't it be pretty hard to do the matchmaker thing with someone who's already taken? [So wouldn't anyone who's replying with all that info be single by default...]

Hell YEAH, Maggie! I'm lookin' for a special someone for everyone, yanno!

Oh, this sounds like so much fun! I'll give you my details!

[Why not? This is mostly so she can become friendly with Harley. She's not exactly looking for romance again but...hey, third time's the charm, right?]

So I'm twenty-seven and I like boys and girls and I love fashion design. I'm single right now, and I was single back home, too. I don't, like, really have any romantic preferences that I can think of except that I like it when people are nice to me! And when they don't cheat on me. Like, that really turns me off.

Just when I was starting to really miss trashy reality TV.

Edited 2017-05-12 04:24 (UTC)

15.
Single.
I like long walks on the beach, keys, and looking for my missing half.

likes:
-fake animals
-freedom
-ice cream
-funny jokes

dislikes:
-murder
-hard decisions
-tea
-unfunny jokes

age:
two years and five months

preference:
yes

single:
yes
I am the only one of me

WHOA YOU ARE HOW OLD?

[ This is how he finds out the exact number. Through a response a response to matchmaking.

This also makes the whole sex talk from long ago so much worst. ECKS WHY ]

I am two years and five months old
I wrote that part

I know I know.
It's just hard to believe.
I thought you were older.

Ecks, preference means whether you like men or women for romantic partners.

gfd harley

[He quite likes Harley from what he's seen of her so far, and this seems harmless. Not that anyone is going to go for him, but he'll fill it out all the same.]

Alphonse Elric.
15, or maybe 16 by now.
I like cats, alchemy, friends, reading, cakes, and science!
I dislike bullies, pickled fish, and these tiny keyboards on the tablet.
I'd like a girlfriend.
I'm definitely single.

oh

preference:
yes*

*probably, pending further investigation

I am older now
I am five months older

[ Well this is amazing. ]

A+ entertainment, would fund second season

Edited (504 errors :')) 2017-05-12 16:24 (UTC)

I meant older by years.
Like maybe ten year.

[ That would explain so much about her missing knowledge though. ]

Man, you're the tallest two year old I've seen

No, no, Ecks. If you want to say you're interested in both, you'd say you're bisexual. Or that you prefer men and women, both. Not 'yes.'

listen dude dont be such a dick i think 'yes' is a perfectly good response to the question 'men or women'

Edited 2017-05-13 15:24 (UTC)

Why do ya gotta be a spoilsport, Starry? Love is in the air, and I'm tryin' to bring it out!

Cheatin' is the worst!
People gotta look for partners that'll looooooooooove them!!

Hopefully, we can have a snow hell weddin' soon! Ya can design the dress!

Harley Quinn, at ya service! Care ta play, kiddo? I promise I won't set ya up with anyone gross an' old like House!

look i didnt mentionit was u ok
everyones havin a good time look at them!!!!!

nah
dont feel like looking

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