[network] @jwatson; text; Day 237 [open]

[jumpthegun]

[This is stupid. John's well aware it's stupid, but he can't help asking a question that's been gnawing away at him for more than a week now.]

How tall is everyone? I've been wondering, meeting with different people here, what the spread of heights might be. Among other things. If you aren't sure on specifics or if you don't know the measurement system, I can give you an idea of how to compare units you might be familiar with.

Here's my current list:

Alphonse - 7'4"
Stein - 6'10"
Joker - 6'5"
Magenta, Clint, Zack - 6'3"
Gabriel, House, Rhys - 6'2"
Mycroft, Castiel - 6'1"
Kunsel, Sherlock, Stephen - 6'0"
Enoch - 5'11"
America, Ecks - 5'10"
Alfie, Dorian - 5'8" - 5'9"
Ginger - 5'8"
Beckett - 5'7"
John - 5'6.5"
Sheena, Steph, Zell - 5'5"
Mary, Jim - 5'4"
Royce - 5'3"
Kid - 5'1"
Angel - 5'0"
Quark - 4'10"

Comments

@zd; text

[swatsflies]

Yo, Watson! I'm 5'5"

@starspangledhero; voice

[fifty]

I'm five foot ten! [It's the average height of a male in the US.]

@Ecks | text

[ecks]

Ecks - taller than Doctor Watson but shorter than Doctor House
Doctor Stein - too tall

[jumpthegun]

[Zell, you are suddenly a good person. And much less troubling.]

Great! I'll add you to the list. Would you say you've ever been targeted for attack here?

@magenta2; text

[himalayanyeti]

oh my fucking god youre still hung up on how short you are arent you

6-3

@ASolomons; audio

[devoutish]

Five foot eight, nine inches.

[That's his best guess, anyway. Measuring his height isn't something he does a lot.]

voice

[jumpthegun]

[Damn it.]

Have you ever been targeted for attack?

[fifty]

In general or 'cause of my height? ...Also, here, or at home, or both?

[swatsflies]

What kind of attack?

[rattlingthestars]

5'4. What brought this on?

[jumpthegun]

Ecks, from what I remember, you're about 5'9". Dr. House or one of the other humans you're with can probably give you a decent gauge. Dr. Stein is over six feet tall, to be sure. That's much too tall for anyone.

[jumpthegun]

I'm not short. And I'm asking to prove a point.

[jumpthegun]

You slouch too much, mate. I thought you were shorter than that.

[jumpthegun]

It's just to prove a point to someone. Would you say you've ever been targeted for attack here?

@hawkguy, audio

[awwnoun]

Uh - 6'3, I think? Last time I checked. Tall enough for doors to be stupid.

[jumpthegun]

Any sort of attack. Here, I mean. Something with the intent to do you harm.

[devoutish]

Mm. Haven't got a measuring stick here.

[So he might be.]

Royce is a good head shorter than I am.

[himalayanyeti]

sorry right

youre VERY short

i could sqash you like a fucking gnat doc

[jumpthegun]

We're trying to see if there is a correlation with height. Just attacked for any reason. And I mean here, not at home.

[fifty]

I don't think I've ever been targeted, but there's definitely at least one guy who'd kill me if he got the chance! [Don't say that so cheerfully, America...]

[swatsflies]

There was the kid ghost.
That's about it.

@duster, text

[bywolves]

You've seen me. What's your guess?

[jumpthegun]

[John tries not to let it rile him up.]

Right. You've proved you can do that easily enough, hmm?

@betterhalf; text

[darkincrement]

6'5"

[jumpthegun]

Yeah, I've seen him. That cloak makes him look smaller than he is, I think.

Apart from me and our little tussle in that basement a few months ago, have you ever been attacked here?