[network] @jwatson; text; Day 237 [open]

[jumpthegun]

[This is stupid. John's well aware it's stupid, but he can't help asking a question that's been gnawing away at him for more than a week now.]

How tall is everyone? I've been wondering, meeting with different people here, what the spread of heights might be. Among other things. If you aren't sure on specifics or if you don't know the measurement system, I can give you an idea of how to compare units you might be familiar with.

Here's my current list:

Alphonse - 7'4"
Stein - 6'10"
Joker - 6'5"
Magenta, Clint, Zack - 6'3"
Gabriel, House, Rhys - 6'2"
Mycroft, Castiel - 6'1"
Kunsel, Sherlock, Stephen - 6'0"
Enoch - 5'11"
America, Ecks - 5'10"
Alfie, Dorian - 5'8" - 5'9"
Ginger - 5'8"
Beckett - 5'7"
John - 5'6.5"
Sheena, Steph, Zell - 5'5"
Mary, Jim - 5'4"
Royce - 5'3"
Kid - 5'1"
Angel - 5'0"
Quark - 4'10"

Comments

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[jumpthegun]

Is this you subtly telling me to lay off the Joker, Clint?

[Because that's what John's getting here.]

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[awwnoun]

... I was talking about House but now it's a not-subtle telling you to lay off the Joker, John.

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[jumpthegun]

I told Magenta I'd protect him, Clint. I won't be laying off.

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[awwnoun]

Right, yeah, but also have you considered just not making yourself a target to protect other people?

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[jumpthegun]

Magenta's going to be in the Joker's sights after failing to murder me. Do you have other suggestions to get the heat off of him?

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[awwnoun]

Make sure Magenta stays away from him? I mean, really, what's going to stop Joker from killing you and then going after Magenta anyway?

Just. Be careful, alright?

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[jumpthegun]

Already making sure of that as best I can. Soon as I know where the Joker is, I'll be relaying that on to Magenta for him to get somewhere else. I'll be careful, don't worry. Sherlock's with me and I don't want him getting hurt.