[network] @jwatson; text; Day 237 [open]

[jumpthegun]

[This is stupid. John's well aware it's stupid, but he can't help asking a question that's been gnawing away at him for more than a week now.]

How tall is everyone? I've been wondering, meeting with different people here, what the spread of heights might be. Among other things. If you aren't sure on specifics or if you don't know the measurement system, I can give you an idea of how to compare units you might be familiar with.

Here's my current list:

Alphonse - 7'4"
Stein - 6'10"
Joker - 6'5"
Magenta, Clint, Zack - 6'3"
Gabriel, House, Rhys - 6'2"
Mycroft, Castiel - 6'1"
Kunsel, Sherlock, Stephen - 6'0"
Enoch - 5'11"
America, Ecks - 5'10"
Alfie, Dorian - 5'8" - 5'9"
Ginger - 5'8"
Beckett - 5'7"
John - 5'6.5"
Sheena, Steph, Zell - 5'5"
Mary, Jim - 5'4"
Royce - 5'3"
Kid - 5'1"
Angel - 5'0"
Quark - 4'10"

Comments

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[armoured]

Really? So are you average height where you're from?

[There's just a tiny hint of amusement in his voice. Don't think he doesn't know the tricks short people use to delude themselves, his brother is Edward Elric.]

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[jumpthegun]

Yes. [A pause.] When you consider everyone. As you should.

[Women, too.]

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[armoured]

[He just sighs, but it's an amused sigh rather than an irritated one.]

If you say so, Dr. Watson, but there's really nothing wrong with being small, it doesn't stop you doing anything.

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[jumpthegun]

Thanks much for the pep talk. Anything else, Al?

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[armoured]

[This time the sigh is more annoyed.]

No. Glad I could help.

[And with that, he hangs up.]