snowblindrpg | [network] @featherydouche; video; unsafe medical experiments for fun and profit; morning 190 [open]

[No text today! Instead, the viewers of Norfinbury get a video showing a weird orange bird guy filmed from inside a house. In addition to the shades, behind which a faint orange glow is visible, he's got on the standard peacoat people receive here. It's the same violent shade of orange as the rest of him.]

Hey. A bunch of you already know by now, but the name's Davesprite, and I'm this thing called a sprite and I'm part crow.

[He caws demonstratively.]

But I'm posting this because House and I just did some experiments about the whole nonhuman thing yesterday. See, some people were positing that maybe I only look weird because of distorted perceptions and junk, so we wanted to test basically if I'm the way I should be or not.

Thing one, I've got a hole through the middle of my chest where my sword used to go, because sprites are weird. Don't worry about it. Watson told me how normal objects found here go right through anomalies, but stuff coated in rubble dust hits them. So he and Sherlock wanted me to try to stick some rubble in my sword hole. Spoilers, it worked.

Thing two, my blood's bright yellow like somebody cracked a glowstick open, and it doesn't look like a human's under a microscope. Since the admin said my bloodtype's been "adjusted", House wanted to inject some of it into himself to see if he could. And that worked too.

If you want to go and lecture us about how that was dangerous and stupid and we could have gotten ourselves killed: Yeah, I know, but too late. Sometimes you gotta be stupid to get science done. And now we've confirmed that looking nonhuman is still real and not just some illusion cast on our senses via the nanomachines, and that regular humans can accept "adjusted" blood with the right type.

Thing three's got nothing to do with the experiments, but House wanted me to share that he found an SD card back on day 183 with Andromeda and Winter talking some more. If you saw the post I made about the card I found a while back, the one where they were talking about the cult? It sounds like this one relates to that.

[Here at the end Davesprite links a few files. First are video recordings of him and House performing the experiments described above. His blood in the relevant experiment is indeed a yellow as he said and slightly luminescent. Along with this he includes a couple photos of his blood taken under a microscope. The blood cells aren't human or avian, but a shape that looks somewhere between both.]

[Next, he includes the audio file of Winter and Andromeda talking.]

(OOC: Replies may come from either Davesprite or House!)

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[Okay. This game just became exponentially more dangerous... and far more exhilarating as a result. There's adrenaline starting to pump through him, and it's not just drugs the doctor's addicted to.]

aww
it's sweet of you to play human shield
how do i know you're not planning to sick him on the town when you get bored
or someone else rumbles your little game?

You don't. However, I won't. That doesn't interest me; I am playing the long-game. His contribution to it is little more than a side-show.

then, what?
you're riling him up for the entertainment value?
i mean
i do that, too
but i wouldn't think you'd want to if you don't want him snapping

I suppose that's for your powers of deduction to figure out, isn't it? You've been so astute so far. Like I said, him snapping, particularly publicly, paints a very vivid picture for people.

and in the hour of need
there arose a hero
the one guy who can control this nutjob

[Hey, Pierce only said not to call him a 'psycho killer.']

I'm not a hero, Doctor. I'm just a man, nothing more, nothing less.

[He'll let that one slide, but he is keeping count. He appreciates someone who can worm around the details like that after all.]

uh huh
you read orwell?
all animals are equal
some are more equal than others
you don't play chess master unless you think you're above the majority of the pieces in some way

I'm a huge fan of Orwell. Have you read Heinlein? He has another good appreciation for a future. Well, I'm certainly not the King of the board. Maybe the Queen; I prefer versatility in all directions. What piece would you be, Doctor?

"never underestimate the power of human stupidity"
one of my favorites

people would probably say i'm a king
i don't get my hands dirty

[Except he does. He just goes to lengths to mask it most of the time with laziness.]

Edited 2016-12-30 00:57 (UTC)

"never underestimate the power of human need for violence" You're a doctor. Getting your hands dirty is part of the trade.

[Why do you have to be creepy, Pierce? It's incredibly unsettling. House is trying to pretend he's unfazed here. Stop it.]

i'm a department head
i have minions

[He'll just stretch this out before admitting he thinks of himself as the queen piece, too.]

But you need to get to the bottom of each puzzle, so I suspect there are times of need where you personally get your hands involved. That does make you a King, I suppose. Small tiny motions, ordering the others about, but when you fall, the game you play is over.

sounds like you got me figured out, buddy

[There's the fact that he'll make any move he needs to, to get what he wants most of the time... but House isn't going to feed Pierce additional information if he can just mislead the guy.]

In time, perhaps. A complex man like yourself has many layers.

so i'm like an onion
well, chef
live to peel another day
i've got places to be

[And this conversation to escape so that he can plan what the hell he's even going to do with this.]

later

Good day to you, Doctor.

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