deus_ex_phs: (Explain a thing)
Kunsel ([personal profile] deus_ex_phs) wrote in [community profile] snowblindrpg2016-11-14 09:20 am

[network] @standardissue; Dear Norfinbury [open] - Day 178

DEAR NORFINBURY


Hello, everyone. Welcome to "Dear Norfinbury," an advice column created by yours truly. Got a burning question you want a second opinion on? Need advice for a situation or problem? Having relationship troubles that you could use some help ironing out?

You've come to the right place here! This forum has been created to allow people to solicit advice from the general populace of Norfinbury for any and all questions you might have!

But wait, you say. You have questions, but you don't want to attach your name to them. How can you safely post and have discussions when there's no anonymous function on these tablets?

That's where I come in!

Simply send your submission and any subsequent responses you want to keep anonymous to @standardissue, and I will post them for you here, removing any mention of your name. You have my word that I will keep your confidence, on my SOLDIER honor! Try to be courteous to each other, but know that I won't alter any responses beyond the requirements of anonymity.




[OOC: Okay, so here's how this works! Anyone who wants to submit something to the column can reply to the SUBMISSIONS thread. The Submissions thread is public, just helps separate the genuine requests from everything else that will no doubt get posted here. If you want a submission or a reply to be ANONYMOUS, please mark it as such in your subject line. Just to be clear, though, any and all "anonymous" submissions have to pass through Kunsel's hands. That part can be handwaved, so you guys don't necessarily need MY involvement to tag back and forth. I promise he will dutifully reproduce every word that gets sent, minus the poster's name. Just keep in mind that Kunsel technically is involved in every anonymous posting, and that all anonymous posts will appear to be sent by @standardissue.

Also, he won't step in and cut off any anonymous threads unless I'm either specifically asked, or unless things escalate wildly. E.g. if you think your character is going to start sending anonymous death threats, Kunsel might object to posting that. Mostly, I don't want to interfere with threads if I can at all avoid it, but use your judgment here and contact me if you think it should come to that. o/ I am available through PM or through plurk at [plurk.com profile] nivisecond.

Of course, I'm under no illusions as to how well this whole idea is going to go off. If this whole thing goes up in flames and never actually gets around to any advice, it will come as no surprise. :3

Just have fun with it, everyone!]
redrooms: (036)

[personal profile] redrooms 2016-11-14 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
George Washington? Maybe Clint Eastwood. I'm not sure which is more American.
fifty: (☆ that shall never call retreat)

[personal profile] fifty 2016-11-14 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
CLINT WASHINGTON
redrooms: (055)

[personal profile] redrooms 2016-11-14 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
That's the spirit. England can be Sir Albert Fishnchips of Norfinbury on Thames. You're all set.
fifty: (☆ mind the music and the step)

[personal profile] fifty 2016-11-14 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
awesome, I'll see what england thinks of it
keepscalm: (042❦thus I will excuse thee)

@SceptredIsle; text

[personal profile] keepscalm 2016-11-14 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I would need a slightly more believable surname.
redrooms: (038)

[personal profile] redrooms 2016-11-14 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you implying that I'm ignorant of British culture?
keepscalm: (035❦and silver fountains mud)

[personal profile] keepscalm 2016-11-14 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Not at all. Though I'd like to meet whoever you've met if their last name is Fishnchips.
redrooms: (036)

[personal profile] redrooms 2016-11-14 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
He was a very sweet old man. Worthless at frying fish, though.
keepscalm: (008❦they do but sweetly chide thee)

[personal profile] keepscalm 2016-11-14 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
How ironic.

Regardless, I stand by my assertion.
redrooms: (055)

[personal profile] redrooms 2016-11-14 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Show me how it's done, then. What pseudonym would you choose for yourself?
keepscalm: art by <user name="invisibleinnocence" site="tumblr.com"> (107❦dreaming on things to come)

[personal profile] keepscalm 2016-11-14 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I think Ginger would want me to say James Bond.
redrooms: (036)

[personal profile] redrooms 2016-11-14 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
But you wouldn't prefer it?

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lacecase: (Aaaahh! Like totally cute!)

@prettypinkflowers; text

[personal profile] lacecase 2016-11-14 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
James Dumbledore Bond! ( ・౪・)◞ ✧˖°

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coyoteking: (:))

@makeme; audio

[personal profile] coyoteking 2016-11-14 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, damn. These are fantastic.

Can I get in on this sweet-ass codename business?
redrooms: (055)

[personal profile] redrooms 2016-11-14 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course. Do you want to sound tough? Worldly? Exotic?
coyoteking: (hwha)

[personal profile] coyoteking 2016-11-14 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh man, hard choice. Tough is probably best, you know? What with all the dangerous types roaming around here.
redrooms: (035)

[personal profile] redrooms 2016-11-14 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Good choice. Slab Fistcrunch?
coyoteking: (lmao)

[personal profile] coyoteking 2016-11-14 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Holy shit that's amazing. I'll take it.

But I almost forgot, don't you need one too?
redrooms: (055)

[personal profile] redrooms 2016-11-14 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Would you like to pick one out for me?
coyoteking: (:))

[personal profile] coyoteking 2016-11-14 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
How about Olga Alexandrenovitch Solokovskyov.

[That almost hurts to say out loud.]
redrooms: (055)

[personal profile] redrooms 2016-11-14 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[Okay, that gets Natasha to laugh, even though he can't hear it.]

That practically screams Red Menace. It's perfect.

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spoileralert: (full throated laugh)

@Spoiler ; text

[personal profile] spoileralert 2016-11-15 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
i think i just choked on air
redrooms: (014)

[personal profile] redrooms 2016-11-16 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
You should know how serious code names are, Steph.
spoileralert: (full throated laugh)

[personal profile] spoileralert 2016-11-16 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Serious as death by asphyxiation

[ Yup, still laughing. ]
redrooms: (035)

[personal profile] redrooms 2016-11-19 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Precisely. Or a fist crunching your face.