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francel de haillenarte ([personal profile] haillenarte) wrote in [community profile] snowblindrpg2016-10-08 02:21 am

[network] @joacin; video/audio/text; poof [day 164]

[@joacin's voice is calm, husky, and professional.]

I would like to announce that the rubble in the museum has been cleared. There is now a viable path to the other side.

[there is an accompanying video:

the camera focuses on haurchefant — who else? — doing some heavy lifting, shouldering a large block of concrete from the pile and pushing it to one side. he isn't wearing a shirt, and even in the dim lighting of the museum, his muscles glisten with an alluring mist of moisture. haurchefant grunts. he doesn't seem entirely aware he's being filmed.

the camera then pans over to aymeric, who is just as topless and well-built as the first elezen, though considerably more tan, and less sweaty. he pauses in his work to sigh and roll his shoulders, running one hand through his dark and attractively disheveled hair. the camera keeps moving. house and merlwyb come into frame, but even though merlwyb has stripped down to a fairly revealing cotton bodice, the video doesn't linger on her. instead, it moves toward the last of the ishgardian knights, estinien, who has just finished removing the last of his armor; his back muscles flex while he pulls his luxurious silver locks into a ponytail — and just as he turns around, the video ends.]


Thank you for your patience regarding this matter.



[...unsurprisingly, five minutes later, @joacin posts another message to the network.]

apolgies
my apologies
please do not watch the preceding clip, here is the correct video
i am deeply sorry please frgvie me goodbye


[the second accompanying video is much shorter, and simply features the rubble pile collapsing in a cloud of dust, metal, wood, and glass while a startled hange yelps and moves out of the way. when the dust settles, there's a clear path to the other side! how nice!

...no shirtless elves in sight!]
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[personal profile] heiresy 2016-10-12 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
There is little use for a knight without the mettle to kill. You are free to carve your own path, and I mine. If our paths intersect they will quickly diverge.

You would not be foolish enough to try to stop me, would you?
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[personal profile] mrcreamsicles 2016-10-13 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
i told you im not that kind of knight
ill kill monsters and other weird threats like that
but im not some useless coward just because i wont kill a living breathing person
ive saved lives doing what i do so dont insult me
im not going to get in your way because youd probably just kill me too if i tried
Edited 2016-10-13 05:00 (UTC)