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snowblindrpg2016-10-08 02:21 am
haillenarte) wrote in snowblindrpg2016-10-08 02:21 am
Entry tags:
- *network,
- *open,
- aymeric de borel (ffxiv),
- brian thomas (marble hornets),
- charles yvry (original),
- davesprite (homestuck),
- enoch (el shaddai),
- francel de haillenarte (ffxiv),
- frisk (undertale),
- gregory house (house md),
- haurchefant greystone (ffxiv),
- jim hawkins (treasure planet),
- lutha pahr (original),
- merlwyb bloefhiswyn (ffxiv),
- quark (zero escape),
- stephanie brown (dc),
- zach spencer (lazer team),
- zell dincht (final fantasy viii)
[network] @joacin; video/audio/text; poof [day 164]
[@joacin's voice is calm, husky, and professional.]
I would like to announce that the rubble in the museum has been cleared. There is now a viable path to the other side.
[there is an accompanying video:
the camera focuses on haurchefant — who else? — doing some heavy lifting, shouldering a large block of concrete from the pile and pushing it to one side. he isn't wearing a shirt, and even in the dim lighting of the museum, his muscles glisten with an alluring mist of moisture. haurchefant grunts. he doesn't seem entirely aware he's being filmed.
the camera then pans over to aymeric, who is just as topless and well-built as the first elezen, though considerably more tan, and less sweaty. he pauses in his work to sigh and roll his shoulders, running one hand through his dark and attractively disheveled hair. the camera keeps moving. house and merlwyb come into frame, but even though merlwyb has stripped down to a fairly revealing cotton bodice, the video doesn't linger on her. instead, it moves toward the last of the ishgardian knights, estinien, who has just finished removing the last of his armor; his back muscles flex while he pulls his luxurious silver locks into a ponytail — and just as he turns around, the video ends.]
Thank you for your patience regarding this matter.
[...unsurprisingly, five minutes later, @joacin posts another message to the network.]
apolgies
my apologies
please do not watch the preceding clip, here is the correct video
i am deeply sorry please frgvie me goodbye
[the second accompanying video is much shorter, and simply features the rubble pile collapsing in a cloud of dust, metal, wood, and glass while a startled hange yelps and moves out of the way. when the dust settles, there's a clear path to the other side! how nice!
...no shirtless elves in sight!]
I would like to announce that the rubble in the museum has been cleared. There is now a viable path to the other side.
[there is an accompanying video:
the camera focuses on haurchefant — who else? — doing some heavy lifting, shouldering a large block of concrete from the pile and pushing it to one side. he isn't wearing a shirt, and even in the dim lighting of the museum, his muscles glisten with an alluring mist of moisture. haurchefant grunts. he doesn't seem entirely aware he's being filmed.
the camera then pans over to aymeric, who is just as topless and well-built as the first elezen, though considerably more tan, and less sweaty. he pauses in his work to sigh and roll his shoulders, running one hand through his dark and attractively disheveled hair. the camera keeps moving. house and merlwyb come into frame, but even though merlwyb has stripped down to a fairly revealing cotton bodice, the video doesn't linger on her. instead, it moves toward the last of the ishgardian knights, estinien, who has just finished removing the last of his armor; his back muscles flex while he pulls his luxurious silver locks into a ponytail — and just as he turns around, the video ends.]
Thank you for your patience regarding this matter.
[...unsurprisingly, five minutes later, @joacin posts another message to the network.]
apolgies
my apologies
please do not watch the preceding clip, here is the correct video
i am deeply sorry please frgvie me goodbye
[the second accompanying video is much shorter, and simply features the rubble pile collapsing in a cloud of dust, metal, wood, and glass while a startled hange yelps and moves out of the way. when the dust settles, there's a clear path to the other side! how nice!
...no shirtless elves in sight!]
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He really is, isn't he?
[sorry, charles, he has to rant at someone, and you happen to be available.]
He and I are countrymen, you see — he a respected dragoon, and I a pacific lord —
and, in truth, I have done my best to win his favor,
for it better suits we Ishgardians to stand united, not broken.
Moreover, I know Ser Aymeric calls Estinien his friend,
and I like Aymeric — so I have done what I must to keep this peace.
But no matter what I do, it pleases Estinien not.
And frankly, despite all my love
of Ishgard, and Aymeric, and Haurchefant,
I am sick and tired of trying to cater to him
while he calls me weak, and spoiled, and sheltered, and girlish —
I am through with being cordial!
He's a douchelord!
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That's right, don't let him treat you like shit. It's nothing wrong with you, he's just a judgy motherfucker. That's not your fault. You don't gotta be nice to him all the time if he's being an asshole.
@joacin; voice
Yes, precisely! Thank you, ser, for your understanding!
[he sounds... like some weird mixture of angry and happy. happy that he's finally come to terms with his feelings and accepted his anger, and angry because — well, he's angry?]
By the Fury, the man drives me absolutely mad!
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Yeah, he pisses me right the fuck off, too. Do you know he tried to get me to kill a guy, once? Even though the guy wasn't a threat anymore? Told me I was a coward for not doing it. Like, I would've killed the guy if I had to, okay? But I didn't have to.
And what's up with him being an asshole about robots? God.
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If 'twere his judgment to make, he would call only those who have murdered and transgressed men, and render all decent folk cowards. I cannot fault him in this idea that only power is worthy of respect, but I think it a gross misinterpretation of our culture. There are other forms of power than that prescribed by a blade.
[the robot thing is... certainly an issue. francel sighs.]
Yes, he is narrow-mindedly distrustful of technology, of automatons and machinery. 'Tis men like Estinien that make my brother's life hell — my brother is an engineer, you see, and he makes things that are similar to the... the robots found here. I have no issue with treating them with common decency; pray do not let Estinien speak for all of Ishgard.
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Yeah like, I know guys that can scare the shit out of somebody with a word. Maybe he's never hit a dude in his life, but he's basically got an army behind him, so. And you know, there's... other stuff. [Probably. A world where power isn't based somehow on violence doesn't compute with him for the most part, but he's sure it's... out there...]
And wow, what the hell. I would've thought from the way he talks that he'd never even heard of things like that. But your brother fuckin' makes them? Now he's got no excuse.
And yeah man, don't worry. The rest of you guys seem like pretty good people.