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francel de haillenarte ([personal profile] haillenarte) wrote in [community profile] snowblindrpg2016-10-08 02:21 am

[network] @joacin; video/audio/text; poof [day 164]

[@joacin's voice is calm, husky, and professional.]

I would like to announce that the rubble in the museum has been cleared. There is now a viable path to the other side.

[there is an accompanying video:

the camera focuses on haurchefant — who else? — doing some heavy lifting, shouldering a large block of concrete from the pile and pushing it to one side. he isn't wearing a shirt, and even in the dim lighting of the museum, his muscles glisten with an alluring mist of moisture. haurchefant grunts. he doesn't seem entirely aware he's being filmed.

the camera then pans over to aymeric, who is just as topless and well-built as the first elezen, though considerably more tan, and less sweaty. he pauses in his work to sigh and roll his shoulders, running one hand through his dark and attractively disheveled hair. the camera keeps moving. house and merlwyb come into frame, but even though merlwyb has stripped down to a fairly revealing cotton bodice, the video doesn't linger on her. instead, it moves toward the last of the ishgardian knights, estinien, who has just finished removing the last of his armor; his back muscles flex while he pulls his luxurious silver locks into a ponytail — and just as he turns around, the video ends.]


Thank you for your patience regarding this matter.



[...unsurprisingly, five minutes later, @joacin posts another message to the network.]

apolgies
my apologies
please do not watch the preceding clip, here is the correct video
i am deeply sorry please frgvie me goodbye


[the second accompanying video is much shorter, and simply features the rubble pile collapsing in a cloud of dust, metal, wood, and glass while a startled hange yelps and moves out of the way. when the dust settles, there's a clear path to the other side! how nice!

...no shirtless elves in sight!]
despiteeverything: (keep going)

1/2

[personal profile] despiteeverything 2016-10-09 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Why not?

I know it


[They're suddenly glad this is text.]

I know this place isnt good for a lot of things like fun or dates or stuff like that

But that's why you gotta make those times
Edited 2016-10-09 05:17 (UTC)
despiteeverything: (WOW RUDE)

[personal profile] despiteeverything 2016-10-09 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
[tick tick tick...

ding!]


Or do you not want to date them?
despiteeverything: (urk...)

[personal profile] despiteeverything 2016-10-09 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
You should ask. You never know until you ask.

[Like that time they- ... huh? They could have sworn they had a moment like that once, back in the Underground, but they can't remember.]
despiteeverything: (happy days!)

[personal profile] despiteeverything 2016-10-10 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
[They end up perking up a little bit.]

That's good! You should tell me how it goes!