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snowblindrpg2016-10-08 02:21 am
haillenarte) wrote in snowblindrpg2016-10-08 02:21 am
Entry tags:
- *network,
- *open,
- aymeric de borel (ffxiv),
- brian thomas (marble hornets),
- charles yvry (original),
- davesprite (homestuck),
- enoch (el shaddai),
- francel de haillenarte (ffxiv),
- frisk (undertale),
- gregory house (house md),
- haurchefant greystone (ffxiv),
- jim hawkins (treasure planet),
- lutha pahr (original),
- merlwyb bloefhiswyn (ffxiv),
- quark (zero escape),
- stephanie brown (dc),
- zach spencer (lazer team),
- zell dincht (final fantasy viii)
[network] @joacin; video/audio/text; poof [day 164]
[@joacin's voice is calm, husky, and professional.]
I would like to announce that the rubble in the museum has been cleared. There is now a viable path to the other side.
[there is an accompanying video:
the camera focuses on haurchefant — who else? — doing some heavy lifting, shouldering a large block of concrete from the pile and pushing it to one side. he isn't wearing a shirt, and even in the dim lighting of the museum, his muscles glisten with an alluring mist of moisture. haurchefant grunts. he doesn't seem entirely aware he's being filmed.
the camera then pans over to aymeric, who is just as topless and well-built as the first elezen, though considerably more tan, and less sweaty. he pauses in his work to sigh and roll his shoulders, running one hand through his dark and attractively disheveled hair. the camera keeps moving. house and merlwyb come into frame, but even though merlwyb has stripped down to a fairly revealing cotton bodice, the video doesn't linger on her. instead, it moves toward the last of the ishgardian knights, estinien, who has just finished removing the last of his armor; his back muscles flex while he pulls his luxurious silver locks into a ponytail — and just as he turns around, the video ends.]
Thank you for your patience regarding this matter.
[...unsurprisingly, five minutes later, @joacin posts another message to the network.]
apolgies
my apologies
please do not watch the preceding clip, here is the correct video
i am deeply sorry please frgvie me goodbye
[the second accompanying video is much shorter, and simply features the rubble pile collapsing in a cloud of dust, metal, wood, and glass while a startled hange yelps and moves out of the way. when the dust settles, there's a clear path to the other side! how nice!
...no shirtless elves in sight!]
I would like to announce that the rubble in the museum has been cleared. There is now a viable path to the other side.
[there is an accompanying video:
the camera focuses on haurchefant — who else? — doing some heavy lifting, shouldering a large block of concrete from the pile and pushing it to one side. he isn't wearing a shirt, and even in the dim lighting of the museum, his muscles glisten with an alluring mist of moisture. haurchefant grunts. he doesn't seem entirely aware he's being filmed.
the camera then pans over to aymeric, who is just as topless and well-built as the first elezen, though considerably more tan, and less sweaty. he pauses in his work to sigh and roll his shoulders, running one hand through his dark and attractively disheveled hair. the camera keeps moving. house and merlwyb come into frame, but even though merlwyb has stripped down to a fairly revealing cotton bodice, the video doesn't linger on her. instead, it moves toward the last of the ishgardian knights, estinien, who has just finished removing the last of his armor; his back muscles flex while he pulls his luxurious silver locks into a ponytail — and just as he turns around, the video ends.]
Thank you for your patience regarding this matter.
[...unsurprisingly, five minutes later, @joacin posts another message to the network.]
apolgies
my apologies
please do not watch the preceding clip, here is the correct video
i am deeply sorry please frgvie me goodbye
[the second accompanying video is much shorter, and simply features the rubble pile collapsing in a cloud of dust, metal, wood, and glass while a startled hange yelps and moves out of the way. when the dust settles, there's a clear path to the other side! how nice!
...no shirtless elves in sight!]
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jesus
come on dude youre fooling no one
youre not some tech impaired grandma who somehow recorded the bodybuilding competition and sent it off to her kids instead of the holiday video from last christmas
you got your tickets to the gun show and it did not disappoint
and now youre trying to backpedal when its your own butterfingers that dropped your fap fodder on the network
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If you would doubt my intentions in such fashion I can hardly stop you, but I swear to all and sundry that my thoughts were not lustful.
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im not talking literal guns im talking muscles
get with the times
or the human slang
one or the other
but if they werent lustful then tell me this
how come you just happened to record them while theyre all shirtless and flexing
why did you just skip over the admiral there
how come when princess elf turned his eye you shut it off that quick huh
kin and countrymen oughta understand
but i didnt see that happening
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That particular video was... a matter of coincidence.
And it was hardly proper to linger on a lady while she was thus deshabille.
I turned it off because
so long as I held Ser Estinien's attention I thought I might offer him some water
so I set my tablet aside.
[though, you have to admit, it takes a certain amount of talent for a technology-inept elf to do such great cinematography. really good work there.]
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i knew he was princess elf
thanks for the confirmation
but improper to linger on a lady or not
im seeing estinien or estibien or however you spell his name down there is pretty pissed
and youre flustered enough over your own mistake to match a church lady on sunday after the pastor just said fuck
just admit whats going on because you sure as hell arent fooling me
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and
Estinien is ALWAYS angry!
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dude seems like hes got a stick up his ass
you would know with how closely you were examining it
but hey its not me seeing the worst in you
youre the one who had the camera going when they were all denuded and on display
what kind of guy leaves the video running when theres an innocent lady showing off her decolletage joacin
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[he's an abs man, davesprite, can't you tell?]
And kindly do not call me by that name!
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youre interested in his something
maybe its that hair
hes sure got a lot of it
what am i supposed to call you then
youre the one who picked it as a username
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I would ask that you call me Francel in its stead.
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francel then
why were you recording them half naked
dont think i forgot about that question
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I recorded the entire excavation process intermittently
and that happens to be one of the clips.
As I said, I have plenty of more innocuous videos of the others where that came from
and even some of Admiral Merlwyb, since you seem so inclined
that one just so happened to be of my compatriots
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are you trying to bribe me with videos of merlady
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but still
youre not fooling me about the rest
no matter what convoluted arguments you try to come up with about it
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Suppose I say that you are right,
that I am a hopelessly confirmed bachelor
with an insatiable lust for men and a penchant for perverse voyeurism.
What, exactly, does this change for you?
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but
hm
i dunno
they say admitting you have a problem is the first step
so if you want to get with one of your compatriots or whatever youre calling them
maybe stop creeping and start being honest
harsh font up there seemed pretty into the idea
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...Haurchefant is just like that.
He means no harm by it.
It means nothing at all.
Regardless, since it seems you have no grounds for your interest in this, I would appreciate if you stopped pressing me on the matter, O Feathery Douche.
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ive got a brand to preserve
but im just saying
voyeuring and then dropping your wank fuel when youre not careful is no way to get yourself a boyfriend
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I wish you all the best, ser.
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just keep it in mind
[But he'll fuck off now. At least from bugging Francel, because Estinien's got more to poke at yet.]