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[jumpthegun]

He's too polite.

[As you can clearly tell by Sherlock's sparkling display of manners in every other conversation here. Also, you could so not pretend at being military, Sparrow.]

[pistolproof]

ah. yes of course.

[ He believes you, really he does.

And he's totally gotten away with pretending to be Lords, members of the clergy and has previously worked in the East India Trading Company. Military wouldn't be too much of a stretch. ]

[jumpthegun]

Look, he's a scientist. You've got those in your own time, right? Men of research. He researches things like bizarre deaths and murders to help make sense of them.

His work is his life. He doesn't do sex or romance.

[pistolproof]

how does One not Do Sex?

[ It's a biological function -- everyone does sex, John. ]

[jumpthegun]

[Clearly, Jack is not a romantic if he's only focusing on the sex part of that.]

You've heard of monks, right? Reckon it's something like that.

[pistolproof]

[ A) Jack loves the Black Pearl more than he will love any person in all of existence.

B) Jack's longest standing relationship with anyone is with two whores in Tortuga.

Jack is good at flirting and having sex. Having an actual relationship, not so much. ]

aye? not the sorta Life You lead then is It?

[jumpthegun]

Not the sort I'd prefer, certainly. He dragged me into it a bit a little more than a year ago.

[Because Sherlock is horrible and ruins his chances with women. Bloody cockblock.]

[pistolproof]

[ Jack's not a woman, but he's sure he can find a way to fix that for you-- ]

unwillingly?

[jumpthegun]

[Jack, no. Have you noticed the weather? It is freezing.]

The work we do doesn't exactly lend itself to much in the way of relationships. And people thought we were together. Apparently he saw that as a boon.

[John's going to be sore about that for a while now.]

[pistolproof]

[ He has, in fact, noticed the weather. He has never been so cold in his life.

Hey, though. You what's good for warming people up? Sex.

But yes, he did read the conversation. He couldn't help himself. But he is also not qualified to deal with this. ]

Whats He to Gain from People thinking Your Together?

[jumpthegun]

[Welcome to Not-The-Caribbean.]

Not having to bother fending off advances from people like you.

[pistolproof]

[ It's funny that you think Jack Sparrow cares about that at all. ]

You Know Mate if You arent Interested All You had to Do was Say.

[jumpthegun]

Sorry. Are we doing something more than just joking, mate?

[pistolproof]

[ Well, he's clearly found some sort of line, there. ]

Not in the Least.

[jumpthegun]

[John rolls his eyes.]

Are we done, then, Captain, or is there something else I can do for you?

[pistolproof]

[ There is a distinct pause, as though Jack is actually considering the question. ]

I don't Think so.

[jumpthegun]

Good day, then.

[Stop flirting with Sherlock. And him, for that matter.]

[pistolproof]

[ No more flirting. Yes, he understands. ]

good Day Captain Watson.