pistolproof: don't give my effects to norrington (wow how fuckin' rude)

[personal profile] pistolproof 2016-10-14 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ He has, in fact, noticed the weather. He has never been so cold in his life.

Hey, though. You what's good for warming people up? Sex.

But yes, he did read the conversation. He couldn't help himself. But he is also not qualified to deal with this.
]

Whats He to Gain from People thinking Your Together?
jumpthegun: (facepalm 1)

[personal profile] jumpthegun 2016-10-14 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Welcome to Not-The-Caribbean.]

Not having to bother fending off advances from people like you.
pistolproof: that's when you know you're in trouble (if jack can't keep up with you)

[personal profile] pistolproof 2016-10-14 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's funny that you think Jack Sparrow cares about that at all. ]

You Know Mate if You arent Interested All You had to Do was Say.
jumpthegun: (annoyed | try again)

[personal profile] jumpthegun 2016-10-14 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry. Are we doing something more than just joking, mate?
pistolproof: jack put that apple don't that's rude (what a smug little bastard)

[personal profile] pistolproof 2016-10-14 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ Well, he's clearly found some sort of line, there. ]

Not in the Least.
jumpthegun: (annoyed | say it again)

[personal profile] jumpthegun 2016-10-14 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
[John rolls his eyes.]

Are we done, then, Captain, or is there something else I can do for you?
pistolproof: tbh i'm mostly thinking of rum (i'm having a thought here)

[personal profile] pistolproof 2016-10-14 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[ There is a distinct pause, as though Jack is actually considering the question. ]

I don't Think so.
jumpthegun: (annoyed | sass 3)

[personal profile] jumpthegun 2016-10-14 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Good day, then.

[Stop flirting with Sherlock. And him, for that matter.]
pistolproof: he's a captain, you should be saluting him (jack sparrow's not going to salute you)

[personal profile] pistolproof 2016-10-14 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[ No more flirting. Yes, he understands. ]

good Day Captain Watson.