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[mightypirate]

My what? Oh. Nothing.

I totally had other plans!

[heroproceeding]

Well, if those plans involved demanding it for something, you're better off on your own there.

Unless you have any small requests, I guess. Sometimes Eve will cut you some slack.

[ He'll... give her that much credit after the pills at least. ]

[mightypirate]

Eve? Who's Eve? Is that the person in charge around here?

[heroproceeding]

The administrator of this town. She's the one that goes by "Admin" on the tablets. You just registered a name before you could use your tablet, right?

[ He knows he did. But this guy seems pretty lost, so... Back to some 101. ]

[mightypirate]

...It didn't really give me a choice.

[heroproceeding]

Yeah, that's kinda the theme here for a lot'a things.

[ He... hates to say that, too, but it's true... ]

Anyway, her name comes up the same as mine and everyone else's when she's around anywhere on here. You can also contact her directly if you have to.

[mightypirate]

Aaany chance she'd let me go home if I asked her?

[heroproceeding]

You really think I'd still be here if that actually worked?

[ Seriously... Are you for real?

But he can't blame the guy for being hopeful... Not like he's been there that long. He'll... unfortunately learn. ]

[mightypirate]

I dunno, I don't know you. Maybe you came here on vacation.

[heroproceeding]

Did you miss the part about how much I don't like the cold? Do you really think I'd come here on a vacation?

[ Never mind all the other little details... But he's attempting to keep it on the light side. The guy's new. ]

[mightypirate]

Or a business trip?

[There's a slight pause.]

Was everyone here just kinda...mysteriously kidnapped by a vague, potentially hostile force in their sleep?

[heroproceeding]

[ A business trip would at least be... slightly more feasible. At least if things hadn't turned out the way they did. As it stands, Zack lets that go. There's more important things to touch on. ]

Basically. Maybe not necessarily in their sleep, but... There's not one person I know so far who came here by their own will. That much I know for sure. Hell, we still don't know how that's even possible.

[ ...Though they have their theories. ]

[mightypirate]

Walking? Sailing? Riding in on the back of a giant manatee?

[heroproceeding]

Very funny.

Seriously, no one's figured this one out. But I'll tell you one thing for sure. There's no way we could'a done any of that. Not unless you're from this Alaska anyway.

[mightypirate]

Is anyone here actually from here?

[heroproceeding]

Outside of Eve and Millers? Not that I know of. Everyone else we've found out about is long gone.