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[mightypirate]

Or a business trip?

[There's a slight pause.]

Was everyone here just kinda...mysteriously kidnapped by a vague, potentially hostile force in their sleep?

[heroproceeding]

[ A business trip would at least be... slightly more feasible. At least if things hadn't turned out the way they did. As it stands, Zack lets that go. There's more important things to touch on. ]

Basically. Maybe not necessarily in their sleep, but... There's not one person I know so far who came here by their own will. That much I know for sure. Hell, we still don't know how that's even possible.

[ ...Though they have their theories. ]

[mightypirate]

Walking? Sailing? Riding in on the back of a giant manatee?

[heroproceeding]

Very funny.

Seriously, no one's figured this one out. But I'll tell you one thing for sure. There's no way we could'a done any of that. Not unless you're from this Alaska anyway.

[mightypirate]

Is anyone here actually from here?

[heroproceeding]

Outside of Eve and Millers? Not that I know of. Everyone else we've found out about is long gone.