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[phaseshifter]

[ oh sweet space jesus THIS REALLY IS ANOTHER DOUCHEY PUZZLE-SOLVING SKAGLICKER SITUATION WHY

WHY THIS

W H Y ]

...when I said you must apologise for him a lot, clearly I should have said almost constantly. :TTTT That is SUCH a d*ck move!! Geez.
I suppose he must keep things interesting, though. Assuming this kinda thing happens often. You should write books.

[jumpthegun]

I had a blog back home where I wrote about our cases. He didn't like the titles I gave them.

[phaseshifter]

Why not?

If it was because you didn't title them "the amazing Sherlock and the case of the XYZ" I *am* going to barf. :P

[jumpthegun]

No, he just thought they were stupid. I titled the case where we met 'A Study in Pink.' There was a lady all in pink he used to get the clues we needed to catch a serial killer. That was extraordinary. He looked at this woman for two minutes and read her last moments, her profession, where she was from, the state of her marriage. Just standing there watching him go, it takes your breath away.

[phaseshifter]

Dude, you're. Doing the embarrassing fanboy thing again.

[jumpthegun]

Sorry. I'll shut up.

[phaseshifter]

I didn't mean it like that. It's kind of sweet! In a really dorky kind of way. :P

[jumpthegun]

People don't often appreciate what he can do because he's a dick about it. See everything here, really. But what we did, what he does, is help people. I guess I just want to make sure people understand that. Part of my blog was about helping people see the more human side of him.

He's a brat, and he's funny and charming when he wants to be. He solves missing bunny rabbit cases for little girls every once in awhile. He taught me some of his methods. He makes you think about the world differently, in ways you never thought about before.




I'm doing it again, aren't I?

[phaseshifter]

Yes. Except now you sound less of a dork and more like a lovestruck Disney princess. This is the part where you burst into song. :P

(I'm just teasing you)

 

 

(Mostly ♥)

[jumpthegun]

I've already done Spice Girls and The Clash. That's the most song you're getting out of me.

[phaseshifter]

 

 

 

Um, who?? I think those are a little too vintage for me.

[jumpthegun]

[John sighs. Heavily.]

They're old pop music bands from my day. Sherlock probably doesn't know them, either. He 'deletes' useless information.

[phaseshifter]

Oh. Are you pre or post Taylor Swift era? I forget.

[ as everyone knows, she's earth's landmark musical export even centuries later. ALL HAIL ]

[jumpthegun]

I do know who Taylor Swift is, yeah. She's popular. I really have no idea how she got that popular in your day.

[phaseshifter]

The classics last forever, duh. But I'm sure your Spice Girls were really great too!

[ nts: somehow make an app that can deliver patronising pats on the back over the network ]

[jumpthegun]

[Angel, please.]

The Clash is way better than the Spice Girls. Or Taylor Swift.

[Just saying.]

[phaseshifter]

History disagrees with you, Dr. John. As well as 99% of the galaxy. >;3

[jumpthegun]

History is wrong, Ms. Angel. And so is 99% of the galaxy.

[phaseshifter]

Oof, fighting words. You know that kind of talk would get you ritualistically dismembered by her cult, right??

[jumpthegun]

Reckon it's a good thing we haven't got any of her cultists around. Unless you'll be telling me that's you and Rhys now.

[phaseshifter]

Oof. You might say that now we got problems
And I don't think we can solve them
You made a really deep cut
And baby now we got bad blood.

 

 

(I'm so sorry)

[jumpthegun]

And here was me thinking you could shake it off.

[phaseshifter]

Using my own tactics against me?? Have you no shame, sir!! >:P

[jumpthegun]

Angel, I use pick-up lines like 'I'm a doctor, I'm good with my hands.'

I have zero shame.

[A lie, but they're playing right now.]

[phaseshifter]

Please please tell me you're joking and that you've never said that to anyone. Ever.

Ditto anything about playing doctor. These are things I should not! Have! To! Type!!! >XIIII