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[jumpthegun]

History is wrong, Ms. Angel. And so is 99% of the galaxy.

[phaseshifter]

Oof, fighting words. You know that kind of talk would get you ritualistically dismembered by her cult, right??

[jumpthegun]

Reckon it's a good thing we haven't got any of her cultists around. Unless you'll be telling me that's you and Rhys now.

[phaseshifter]

Oof. You might say that now we got problems
And I don't think we can solve them
You made a really deep cut
And baby now we got bad blood.

 

 

(I'm so sorry)

[jumpthegun]

And here was me thinking you could shake it off.

[phaseshifter]

Using my own tactics against me?? Have you no shame, sir!! >:P

[jumpthegun]

Angel, I use pick-up lines like 'I'm a doctor, I'm good with my hands.'

I have zero shame.

[A lie, but they're playing right now.]

[phaseshifter]

Please please tell me you're joking and that you've never said that to anyone. Ever.

Ditto anything about playing doctor. These are things I should not! Have! To! Type!!! >XIIII

[jumpthegun]

[He's about to tell her to ask Fiona, but. Well. That does a great deal to sober him. John's glad this is text where he can play it off.]

There are women who find that kind of thing charming, you know?

[phaseshifter]

I 100% refuse to believe that. My brain has the capacity for a lot, but I think accepting your claims is my hard limit. :P

[jumpthegun]

One day, Angel. One day you'll meet one of them. Mark me.

[phaseshifter]

It says a *lot* that I still doubt that, even after all the weird types of people that show up in Norfinbury. A *lot.* XP

[jumpthegun]

Well, they might not fall head over heels for me instantly with it, if that's what you're imagining. They usually groan, and then we can laugh about it and get on to talking about other things.

[phaseshifter]

That doesn't say that they find it charming to me. That says they're so paralysed by how bad your lines are that they're unable to escape further conversation. >:3

[jumpthegun]

Right. Well, when you decided to start dating, Angel, get back to me. You might be surprised.