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Ecks ([personal profile] ecks) wrote in [community profile] snowblindrpg2016-09-09 12:33 pm

[network] @Ecks; In the open [open] [video] evening 156

[She's been thinking about this for days and days now. She's thought about it since House said it was stupid to keep everything a secret and that she'd get more sympathy if she was honest about her age. Since Beckett didn't understand why it was a secret at all. Then since Watson told everyone she was a murderer, but then told Clint she was trying to be a good girl.

Since she ran away from Clint and his people this morning even though he didn't try to hurt her once he knew what she had done to Duster.

She waits until after lockdown just in case they are all wrong and someone will try to find her after this. The video opens with her looking into the camera, her scarf bunched around her neck but her patchwork face clearly on display. Her expression is blank, her voice toneless.
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My name is Ecks and I am not human. I have decided that it is not a secret anymore. I am a golem made out of dead people, but I am a person and that is the part that is important. I am two years old and a few months and I have decided that I do not want to hurt or kill people when I do not have to, and that is also important. Doctor House and Beckett say that it does not matter what I am and I think I would be happy if that is true.

[It seems like there should be more than that to say, but she just stares a moment longer before turning off the camera. She will not bring up the murder if she does not have to.]
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[personal profile] mrcreamsicles 2016-10-16 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
nah
it was politics
something about taxes idk
its been three years since i was in school or america was a thing that existed
so its kind of easy to forget why what thing happened when if its got jack and shit to do with your current life
and unless theres some big plot twist i doubt the boston tea party is gonna figure into our alaskan snow session
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[personal profile] mrcreamsicles 2016-10-19 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
no shit
humans can throw a party over anything given enough motivation
it is an inbuilt coping mechanism of our species
when life is shit you party like its 1999
fuck you universe ill have fun anyway
then the police get called because of noise complaints and fire hazards
and everyone goes home
the partys ruined now sean
why couldnt you have rented that big warehouse like you said you would
you knew this was too many people for the restaurant
now youre banned for life from pizza hut
how you gonna live without stuffed crust sean
were like that
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[personal profile] mrcreamsicles 2016-10-26 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
1999 is the year prince our lord and savior predicted to be the last before the world ended
he warned us all in musical form
and lo and behold the threat of the year 2000 came with its massive y2k bug
you have never seen an insect that huge ecks believe me
and the thing about humans
is we go absolutely apeshit about the idea of an apocalypse
hence the partying
unfortunately the bug forgot to show up at the new years party so everyone was just kind of disappointed and went home
we had to wait for 2009 for everything to end
it was probably seans fault
sean is a douchebag
pizza hut is a paradise of cheese and meat for your taste buds so thats why they were there
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[personal profile] mrcreamsicles 2016-10-27 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
good deduction

there was a guy called prince who made a song about partying in the year 1999 while the world ended or something
but that was just some dude singing nonsense not a real prophecy
and the y2k bug was some coding error with computers people were scared was gonna fuck everything up
but then nothing happened
and pizza hut is just a restaurant that sold pizza
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[personal profile] mrcreamsicles 2016-10-27 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
yeah sure
good job

yeah this version is true
the other thing you said is pretty hard to follow
but if im reading you right then thats basically it
norfinbury is boring so i gotta entertain myself somehow
and teasing people about stuff from earth works pretty well to fill the gap
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[personal profile] mrcreamsicles 2016-10-27 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
it is exactly like joking
because joking is the thing it is
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[personal profile] mrcreamsicles 2016-10-27 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
lay it on me ecks
whats the joke
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[personal profile] mrcreamsicles 2016-10-27 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
holy shit





thats the best joke ive ever heard


[He had to take a moment there. Narrative structure? None at all. But it's such an utter non sequitur, especially from a weird two-year-old corpse girl, that it's hilarious anyway.]
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[personal profile] mrcreamsicles 2016-10-27 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
keep it up and youll be a real comedian someday