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[onthefitz]

For everyone?

[0thingsonmymind]

for every one
a bove ground

under ground didnot

[onthefitz]

There were individuals underground at the time?

[rubikscomplex]

underground was supposedly collecting energy for repairs to the server
closer to the source
and they were probably getting more resources directed at them to finish the job

[onthefitz]

Draining the life support systems in order to boost the main servers.

Sounds a bit counterproductive.

[rubikscomplex]

this town is run by two idiots and about a million mindless spider bots
were you expecting productive?

[onthefitz]

Mindless spider bots.

And there are actual living beings controlling this town?

Are you certain it's not an AI?

[rubikscomplex]

i'm not certain
at least one of them thinks he's still human
i don't know that we're even still human
talk to haurchefant
the amazing dissolving elf
who turned up a few days later good as new

[onthefitz]

It wouldn't take much to create an AI that was convinced it was human. There's someone where I come from entirely capable of such a feat.





Elf?

[rubikscomplex]

of course there is
and did that ai turn into an evil monster that tried to take over the world?
that's usually how these things go

elf
he has pointy ears and talks like he's acting out a shakespeare drama

[onthefitz]

Not yet.

Thankfully.


You're serious.

[rubikscomplex]

look up @haurchefant
i'm really not kidding, dude

[onthefitz]

.....

This

Alternate realities, yes?

[rubikscomplex]

yep
most of you kids sound like you're from the standard sci-fi or fantasy worlds, though

[onthefitz]

I suppose you could label the world I come from as rather sci-fi but we don't have elves



Actually, that's not all true now that I think about it.

[rubikscomplex]

you have sci-fi elves?
oh boy

[onthefitz]

Something like that, yes.

And Norse Gods that are actually aliens.

[rubikscomplex]

did aliens build the pyramids, too?

[onthefitz]

.....Technically yes.

[rubikscomplex]

[You're not supposed to say that, kid.]

so did you walk off the set of stargate or the x-files?

[onthefitz]

Neither

The organization I work for deals with superpowered individuals and, with that comes quite a lot of strange things.

[rubikscomplex]

i mean which flavor alien weirdness are we dealing with

and what organization would that be?

[onthefitz]

Chitari - they look like strange lizard monkey things.

Kree - Blue people

Asgardians - Look normal but are extremely powerful

SHIELD.

[rubikscomplex]

look "normal"?
w o w
i'm sensing some racism here for these chitari and kree guys
they're the bad ones, right?
because they're not "normal"
what are you people shielding against?
your own ignorance?
isn't "men in black" required watching for all new recruits?

[He's totally messing with you, Fitz. Sorry.]

[onthefitz]

I merely meant normal as in they look like humans which makes them far more dangerous considering it's hard to tell them from us.

At least with the Chitari and Kree you know they're another race and can be prepared for whatever they attempt to do.

Men in Black is fictional.