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[devoutish]

He didn't do anything. His friend, the man standing next to him, made a comment he shouldn't have.

I could have hit the joker. Would have been more fair that way, wouldn't it? But the way I did it, they kept each other in line more than they would have otherwise, if they didn't think another man misbehaving would affect them.

[rubikscomplex]

[Well, it's a good tactic, House has to give Alfie that. It's, more or less, what House is trying to do to Al. Just in threat and blackmail form. Do what he says or else he'll take it out on everyone, not just the person responsible.]

no one ever said life was fair

sounds real scary
but no sense of humor at work, solomons?
that's just bad employee relations
even if they were working for someone else

[devoutish]

I love jokes. I've got no patience for people who don't realize there are times and places where they aren't welcome.

[rubikscomplex]

did you actually warn the guy?
or did you just haul off and hit his buddy?
hard to follow the rules when you don't know what the hell they are

[devoutish]

Not joking around when very important things are being explained to you should be common sense.

[rubikscomplex]

so i'm hearing a "no" there

[devoutish]

Yeah, you are.

[rubikscomplex]

cool
i'm gonna have to withdraw my candidacy for your dubious morals doctor in the snowhell gang
get lockhart
i hear she can read minds
or fortunes
even has a magic ball for it

[devoutish]

I don't hurt or threaten my doctor at home, House.

[rubikscomplex]

we're not at home, solomons

[devoutish]

Yeah. And you're nothing like my doctor there.

It's all right, mate. I've got other options. Watson, the new man from your world.

[rubikscomplex]

good luck with that, dude
and lemme know if you actually start a gang
it should have a sick name

[devoutish]

Did you know, we don't have a name at all at home.

[rubikscomplex]

yeah
i remember you mentioning at the start
still lame

less lame:
cuddy's hoochers is completely available
if you have wilson join your gang
use that one
he'll get a kick outta it

[devoutish]

Are those nonsense words or more of your slang?

[rubikscomplex]

i hope a rum-runner knows what hooch is
cuddy's the head admin at our hospital

lmao I misread it as "Cuddy's hooters"

[devoutish]

I think it sounds like you want to form a gang yourself, House. You're itching for it.

[rubikscomplex]

sure
let's see who i can get for that who's not under the age of 12




oh, wait

[devoutish]

Yeah, I wonder why that is. Are you kinder with children like you are with Ecks? Kesara likes you.

[rubikscomplex]

i'm teaching her how to write mandarin
of course she likes me
she likes anyone she can get something out of
smart kid

[He'll just avoid answering that question for now, Alfie. Thanks.]

[devoutish]

[It's okay House, he's pretty sure the answer is yes.]

Mandarin Chinese, really? You're a talented man.

[rubikscomplex]

[He could always point to his interactions with Alphonse to refute that...]

i had a lot of time on my hands growing up

[devoutish]

How many languages do you speak?

[rubikscomplex]

need a translator?

[devoutish]

Only curious. English, Russian, Chinese...?

[And he's definitely thrown Yiddish at Alfie, but that doesn't necessarily mean fluency.

Alfie's going to be kind of annoyed if House speaks Yiddish.]