[network] @Mnemosyne; Day 130, evening; audio [open]

[bookofnope]

[If Beckett could speak above a croak, he'd probably be snarling. As it is, this is a very emphatic croak.]

The next person to tell me that immortality is a curse or go on about how they wish they were human is the next person whose face I bite off.

Ugh.


[This has been a PSA.]

Comments

@Ecks | text

[ecks]

Those are things people say?

[bookofnope]

Often enough to make me sick of hearing it. Which admittedly isn't hard, since this human body is always sick.

[ecks]

It will be difficult to bite off a face with human teeth.

@gravedigger; voice

[harlequinofhate]

Living forever must be the pits.

[bookofnope]

Aren't there enough people trying to kill you already?

[harlequinofhate]

Nah, I'd be fine with a couple more.

@hotstud_xxx; text

[rubikscomplex]

immortality sucks
everyone should be human

[You were kind of asking for this, Beckett.]

[bookofnope]

Sit down, Greg, we all already know about your suicidal tendencies.

[rubikscomplex]

wow
okay
someone woke up on the wrong side of the batcave
don't like radiation sickness, becky?

@captaininvincible; text

[notaquaman]

who wouldn't want 2 b immortal being immortal is fucking excellent i love it

[For once he's not being sarcastic.]

[bookofnope]

Blah blah death gives life meaning so sad to outlive everyone you love blah.

[The vampire butthurt is bottomless.]

[notaquaman]

sounds like sumthing a grade A wanker would say

@determination, voice

[despiteeverything]

[Sleepy voice is sleepy, but feeling better after spending most of the day resting with Toriel.]

Sounds like the kinda stuff they make you read in books at school.

[bookofnope]

Does it? Then allow me to add not going to a modern school as one more point in favour of not being human. It can be point five thousand and forty-eight.

[despiteeverything]

Mom'd be mad if I didn't go to school though. She's a teacher now!

[There's a bit of a grin in their voice.]

But it's a monster school. That's different, right?

@fuckyou; audio;

[blueteamproblems]

Yeah, I used to miss having a human body.

Not so much after this last week.

[bookofnope]

I hope you've learned your lesson. If not, just wait until the first time you happen to mismanage your supplies.

[blueteamproblems]

Ugh, I don't even wanna think about that. It's bad enough being able to eat again but only having shitty rations.

@gallowsCalibrator | text

[iustitia]

Y34H!
WH4TS SO GR34T 4BOUT B31NG HUM4N 4NYW4Y?

[bookofnope]

I haven't the faintest idea. And the fact that they consider it normal is the most embarrassing part.

@guardian; video

[phaseshifter]

Iunno, I still think immortality as a concept is more than a little frightening. I can concede that your particular flavour - hehe - of it didn't seem too bad, though.

[ GET IT

FLAVOUR

BECAUSE VAMPIRES HAVE TO DRINK BLOOD AND no Angel that's a huge stretch and you should be ashamed.

Also she may be using video solely so she can wave with her freshly re-glowy-tattooed hand. Which is thankfully the one that still has all its fingers. LIFE IS GOOD. ]

[bookofnope]

[The sight of that glowy hand is the most welcome thing. It actually makes him feel just a little bit less broken - this tiny moment of affirmation. Perhaps, just perhaps, there is something like hope -

No. Sorry, Angel. He can't do the hope thing. You can have a softly relieved sigh instead.]

There are bad and good ways to live forever. There are no good ways to be dead. Also, that was shameful.

Audio | @Rdua

[blessedmaiden]

Oh, Beckett, don't you see? If you turn into a ghost you're automatically free from all kind of needs

@milkevoli; voice

[brokethefirst]

You're used to the opposite, then...

I'm so sorry. This last week must have been horrible for you.

[Sadly enough, she fits right into this niche as well, but it's not something she's going to even try to talk about.]

[bookofnope]

I'm used to being comfortably dead. [He just out and says it. Disturbing? Not as much as being alive.]

Horrible is one word for it. Personally I like "hellish". How the rest of you stay so attached to this idea of life, I may never know.

[Still catching up, he is as yet unaware of the robot debacle. Enjoy this ignorance while it lasts. It won't last long.]