[network] @ADMIN; Obituary [Day 122]

[snowblindmods]

We mourn the loss of those who have died in the time between the last announcement and this one:

Angel
Rhys
Sheena Fujibayashi
Tifa Lockhart
Cloud Strife
Zack Fair
Kunsel
Squall "Leon" Leonhart
Ellie

Comments

[devoutish]

Delete double letters. Bit of a pattern there, too.

thnks

[rubikscomplex]

*thx

enough > enuf
jk > just kidding
tmi > tell me info
2nite > tonight
pls > please
lol > loser on the left
imo > in my opinion
@ > at

[He's a helper. Really.]

[devoutish]

Phonetic, too. All right.

[rubikscomplex]

go forth and chatspeak with this new knowledge, jazzhands
may the 4ce b w u

[maskintape]

you forgot smh (sadomasochism here)
and w/e (whatever)
and fml (fight me loser)

[rubikscomplex]

thx, beardo
bee tee dubs
found a bottle of your meds
stashing it in the drawer at the hospital pharmacy
come get it if you want it

[maskintape]

thx to you too, weirdo
I won't even get on your case for not leaving it where you found it since stealing my meds is all the rage these days
at least people knew what yours WERE when they ganked em w/mine it's just like
"oh mystery pills"
"do I swallow them or snort them for the better high let's find out"

[rubikscomplex]

and leave it where all them med-stealing crazies keep looking for it?
nah, dude
i got your back
but if there is any chance of a high off those
i'm totally taking back the whole handing them over thing

[maskintape]

well there's benzos in there so
I mean I don't get shit from em but I've been dosed up on em for years
ymmv
you want to take a handful as your delivery charge then w/e at this point
godspeed

[rubikscomplex]

benzos are weaksauce
not worth it
should i leave any sponges i've found there, too?

[He still remembers the sponge thing, Tim. He totally still remembers it.]

1/2

[maskintape]

you have sponges?

2/2

[maskintape]

[ NO NO PLAY IT COOL THIS IS STILL THE DUMBEST THING NO ]

why the hell would I care about sponges
I mean sure leave me a sponge hoard if you want but
p weird thing to do tbh

[ NAILED! IT!!! ]

[rubikscomplex]

[ Gotcha. ]

well if you don't want em
i'll just keep em
picked up five of six now
didn't think i'd need any
but i'm start to like this one that's shaped like a star