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[private]

[spoileralert]

Oh, I tried that. But I have things to do and if it's just an effect of dying it should go away on its own.

[private]

[devoutish]

A one-woman powerhouse, are you?

[private]

[spoileralert]

I am the babe with the power.

[ Wait, he's from before Labyrinth. Dammit. ]

Just doing my part.

[private]

[devoutish]

And yet - you called yourself nobody.

[private]

[spoileralert]

I am a nobody.

[private]

[devoutish]

A nobody with power?

[private]

[spoileralert]

That was actually a movie reference.

[private]

[devoutish]

You still have those in 2014? Haven't developed something bigger and better?

[private]

[spoileralert]

Oh, trust me, they're bigger and better.

[private]

[devoutish]

Can't even picture it. I don't have the frame of reference.

[private]

[spoileralert]

Watch some of the video posts on your tablet and pretend you're a centimeter high.

[private]

[devoutish]

They're all like this then, live and with sound?

[Silent film era represent.]

[private]

[spoileralert]

And really high definition.

And sometimes they're 3D.

[private]

[devoutish]

What's 3D?

[private]

[spoileralert]

3-dimensional. Like things come out of the screen. But not really, they're just, you know, an illusion.

[private]

[devoutish]

How do you do that?

[private]

[spoileralert]

Special glasses and a sort of... like, the images are doubled so they don't line up right?

I'm not totally sure how they do it.

[private]

[devoutish]

Fuck me. These little things are amazing enough.

[private]

[spoileralert]

They're pretty awesome, even if they do only work on a limited network.

[private]

[devoutish]

Because they don't work outside of the town, yeah?

[private]

[spoileralert]

Yeah. Back in my world we've got an international network.

[private]

[devoutish]

Well, so have we, but not like this.

[private]

[spoileralert]

Ours is like this. With information from all over the world. It makes life so much easier.

[private]

[devoutish]

Looks like it does here, too.

[private]

[spoileralert]

Yeah, not having access to Google is really bringing me down. Just another of the many ways whoever brought us here has us totally screwed.