[network] @Spoiler; I know a killer joke [open] cw: Joker stuff?

[spoileralert]

[ Video ]

[ Steph is so angry she's shaking and it's obvious she's been crying, but she uses video anyway. Her personal pride is the least of her problems right now. In her hands is a notebook in which she has drawn a sketch of the Joker, done in ballpoint pen, illustrated with lime green lipstick and red acrylic paint. ]

This man, known as the Joker, is wandering Norfinbury under the name "Jack White", username "gravedigger". He is armed and incredibly dangerous, responsible for the deaths of thousands in Gotham city and elsewhere, as well as for billions of dollars in property damage and almost a decade of terrorism. He is a psycopath who tortures, maims and murders for fun.

Be aware that he is fully capable of fighting without weapons, and has improvised weaponry in the past.

Do not engage. Do not try to take him down on your own. If you see him, run. If you can't run, aim to kill. I cannot stress how serious I am about this. He will kill you. Any of you, at any time, for any reason.

Comments

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[phaseshifter]

He can only get so far. And I don't - hold you back in what way?

private;

[spoileralert]

He's been in and out of Arkham Asylum more times than I can count.

He needs to die.

private;

[phaseshifter]

We both know death doesn't necessarily mean sh-- mea squat here. And as I recall, you told me that killing someone isn't... it's not exactly a thing you're fond of.

[ funNY JOKES ]

You need to think more creatively.

private;

[spoileralert]

To get creative I have to overpower him. I'm not sure I can do that. I'm not going to take any chances.

private;

[phaseshifter]

But - isn't going after him alone taking a chance already?

Sorry, I'm fussing. I just don't want you hurt, you doof.

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[spoileralert]

[ She sighs. ]

He already knew who I was. At least this way maybe he won't hurt anyone else.