[network] @Spoiler; I know a killer joke [open] cw: Joker stuff?

[spoileralert]

[ Video ]

[ Steph is so angry she's shaking and it's obvious she's been crying, but she uses video anyway. Her personal pride is the least of her problems right now. In her hands is a notebook in which she has drawn a sketch of the Joker, done in ballpoint pen, illustrated with lime green lipstick and red acrylic paint. ]

This man, known as the Joker, is wandering Norfinbury under the name "Jack White", username "gravedigger". He is armed and incredibly dangerous, responsible for the deaths of thousands in Gotham city and elsewhere, as well as for billions of dollars in property damage and almost a decade of terrorism. He is a psycopath who tortures, maims and murders for fun.

Be aware that he is fully capable of fighting without weapons, and has improvised weaponry in the past.

Do not engage. Do not try to take him down on your own. If you see him, run. If you can't run, aim to kill. I cannot stress how serious I am about this. He will kill you. Any of you, at any time, for any reason.

Comments

@zachtastic; video

[majorlazer]

[Zach's been keeping an eye on the network while traveling - he's not about to be caught short on whatever's happening now, especially since, well. A lot, apparently, is happening. This guy Al posted about House being dead, and the Joker, and now Steph.

Zach's not worried about Terezi - pretty sure she can take care of herself just fine. Kesara, though...shit. Okay.]

Shit, Steph, what trouble did you get yourself into this time? Good job painting a target on your back!

[Look, Zach's not angry. He's just worried. People keep on doing this shit around here, and it tends to be people he likes. He must have the worst taste in buddies in the universe.]

Do we know where this dude is?

video

[spoileralert]

We're from the same world. I had to, Zach.

[ She's not answering the 'where' question. ]

@determination, voice, filtered

[despiteeverything]

[It doesn't take long for Frisk to decide to switch over to Network+

They're still trying to hold onto their neutral demeanor and expression. It's not entirely working, straining a bit at the edges.]

Do you know where he is? Where he's close to?

voice, filtered

[spoileralert]

Just keep moving around, Frisk. You'll be alright.

@guardian; video;

[phaseshifter]

Well, at... at least he stands out.

[ HAhahaha...ha...... ]

You've - you filtered this away from him, right? Because if not, won't he... you know. Be a touch mad about this?

video;

[spoileralert]

Just stay away from him, Ang.

[ lol ]

@CaptSteveRogers; video

[starsandtights]

[Steve's completely shocked. How has this guy been wandering among them all this time and they didn't know??]

...Jesus Christ.

I can't believe this. I saw him just the other day. And Al, and House. I could've done something. I didn't know.

video

[spoileralert]

[ Oh. There's another stab of guilt, right to the heart. ]

I'm sorry. If I could have said something sooner I would have.

@arachnidsGrip; text;

[fairygodtroll]

Wow, lol, ok. 8ut he's just a soft weak human, right? He can't 8e THAT dangerous. ::::\

text;

[spoileralert]

He's tougher than Average-Looking Jack and way crazier. He's dangerous enough.

video, @frfujimoto [private]

[lionson]

Did he hurt you?

[The most important question here.]

video, [private]

[spoileralert]

He hurt Al.

[ Which is pretty close, honestly. ]

@gravedigger; voice

[harlequinofhate]

[His voice croaks slightly.]

Gee, this guy sounds like a real cad.

voice

[spoileralert]

[ Her concern is super sarcastic: ]

You okay? You sound a little hoarse.

audio; @zd

[swatsflies]

[He looks like shit from not sleeping and just the week sucking in general. So, voice only this time.]

Whoa. He seriously looks like that? No wonder you don't like the clown house.

audio;

[spoileralert]

Nobody in their right mind likes the clown house, it's creepy as hell.

@starspangledhero; voice; filtered to @Spoiler

[fifty]

You're going to get yourself hurt. [Please Do Not.]

voice; filtered

[spoileralert]

I'll be fine.

[ She's totally gonna die ]

@endureandsurvive; voice

[brickmaster]

Man, how many of these assholes are there here?

[First that Jack guy that Steve warned about after they all got shuffled around, now this dude not even five days later. Not to mention that mask vaguely reminds her of that ridiculous mask Riley'd been wearing the day they-

Not important now.]

voice

[spoileralert]

Hopefully just the two.

@Ecks | text

[ecks]

Fun does not seem like a sufficient reason for torture, maiming, and murder.

text

[spoileralert]

I did say psychopath.

@enhance; voice;

[plundering]

Great, because one murderous psychopath running around isn't enough. What's he armed with, exactly?

voice;

[spoileralert]

Pistols full of acid and a blade, at the least. I wouldn't put it past him to bludgeon someone to death with a shoe if he felt like it.

private audio; @dreamsnhonor

[heroproceeding]

[ Psychopath.

Deaths of thousands.

There's definitely one thing that crosses his mind in that moment and that's how lucky Al is to be alive.

It also makes his stomach turn to water knowing the implications. He's a danger to the others. If there's a run-in with him, there's no question what Zack, himself, will choose to do knowing this now. There's no use trying to hide the disgust in his voice. ]

Friend of yours from home, I take it? [ The sarcasm he lays on? Thick is an understatement.

And that's just the tip of the iceberg. ]

You're going after him, aren't you.

private audio;

[spoileralert]

More like a national nightmare.

[ She smiles grimly. ]

I don't think I'm going to have to.

private text - @claytonator

[dr_unconscious]

Oh good Lord, not you too.
Please be careful.

private text

[spoileralert]

[ Yeah that's going to happen ]

I'm always careful.

Video | @Summoner

[ninjainviolet]

This is the guy that hurt Little Brother?

[ She's referring to Al. And she's not mentioning House. There's no need to. ]

Video

[spoileralert]

He's the one.

[ mAKE HIM SUFFER FOR IT because really I mean who even cares about House ]