meteorrains: (Than The Photos)

[personal profile] meteorrains 2016-03-20 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
[What's this? What's this?
There's cookies everywhere
What's this?
There's apples over there

What's this?
I can't believe my eyes
I must be dreaming
Wake up, Zack, this isn't Fair
What's this?


There's a long moment where the feed contains nothing but silence. Silence and Cloud, staring into the camera with what might the most dead pan expression he's ever actually worn. Before he's lifting another cookie to his mouth, teeth ripping off a rather large chunk of it, chewing it rather loudly.

Does that answer your question Zack?]
heroproceeding: (тнιяту-σиє)

NOW I'm done.

[personal profile] heroproceeding 2016-03-20 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Why is he staring. No, seriously. It's not the first time he's seen a look like that aimed his way before, but all the same...

...

...SON OVA- Did he seriously just-

This is Zack. Staring now with a mix of a frown and something actually on the cusp of longing? Because for real, he... well, he's had the prepackaged cookies here and there from the convenience store, but that cookie is WAY too big to be one of those. Big and likely soft and gooey and-
]

You better be planning on sharing that wealth, man.
Edited 2016-03-20 22:52 (UTC)
meteorrains: (But I Just Liked Your Tattoos)

[personal profile] meteorrains 2016-03-20 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[You'll have to excuse him for a moment, Zack. His mouth is currently a little bit too full of chocolaty, cookie goodness to actually speak.

Chew.

Chew.

Chew.

Swallow.


There we go.]


Depends on how nicely you ask.

[Is that? That is most definitely a smirk crossing his features as he very slowly and very carefully lifts the cookie and takes another bite out of it. There's likely some form of torturous and well deserved pay back coming his way, but he has a feeling it's going to be completely and totally worth it.]
heroproceeding: (fσяту)

[personal profile] heroproceeding 2016-03-22 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ Really, Cloud.

Really.

Are you seriously going to do that to a bro.

Are you?

Apparently, you are.

You shit.

This is Zack giving him a very flat look. Don't give him that smirk, you butt. So fuckin' rude, okay.
]

Nab me some of those, 'kay? Please.

[ There, he used his manners. Do the thing now, Cloud. ...He is completely and utterly destroying your hair later with a noogie. ]
meteorrains: (You Can Start Over You Can Run Free)

[personal profile] meteorrains 2016-03-22 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Excuse you, but considering he's the one with all of the bargaining chips here, he will give you any smirk he wants.

And by bargaining chips he means chocolate chips.

You should be nicer to someone with the power to bring you cookies, honestly.]


I'll think about it.

[Good luck with that, Zack. If a literal pound of grease couldn't make those spikes fall, it's extremely doubtful that your poor noogie giving skills is going to do the job.

Just saying.]
heroproceeding: (WHAT EVEN MAN)

[personal profile] heroproceeding 2016-03-22 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ LOOK. Just because he has cookies doesn't mean he has all the power, okay.

Just a bit of power.

But not that much. No, not really.

...He would really love some of those cookies which might be why he MIGHT be having a little bit of cheese with his-
]

Oh, come on, man!

[ ..wine. Totally wine. And you have not been victim of these noogies in a while, Cloud. Get ready for max suffering. ]
meteorrains: (Can I Read Between The Lines)

[personal profile] meteorrains 2016-03-25 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Really? Because that wine you're currently sipping on is telling a different story.

One on which he has all of the power and you have none.

He also currently has all of the cookies and you have none.

Pretty sure that gives him at least 99.99% of the power. At least.

And this? This would be the sound of Cloud chuckling at you, Zack. Congrats.]


Guess I could make an exception.

[Please don't touch his hair Zack it's getting harder and harder for those spikes to actually stand up straight.]
heroproceeding: (тнιяту-σиє)

[personal profile] heroproceeding 2016-03-25 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[ RUDE AS FUCK.

RUDE.

AS.

FUCK.

ESPECIALLY THE CHUCKLING. THAT IS SO MEAN. Don't laugh!! That's getting an indignant grunt out of him before he huffs and shakes his head on this side.
]

An exception, huh... [ But he's hardly rueful about it in the end. Seriously, Cloud wouldn't leave him hanging here... right? ..His mind might be traveling to other things now, too. You know, outside of cookies and messing up his hair 'cause whatever. Welcome to Snowhell where your hair will never be the same again anyway.

But right then and there, he murmurs:
] So, I take it you're downtown. Good to know you're in one piece down there.
meteorrains: (You Can Start Over You Can Run Free)

[personal profile] meteorrains 2016-03-30 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Call it what you want.

But at the end of the day, he's still going to be the one with cookies.

And you're still going to be the one with out any.

Pretty sure that's called winning.]


Just this one time. [Look, Zack. He gets it. You think just because you look like a hedgehog that everyone else wants to as well.

But he's good, really. He's come to terms with looking like a backwards born chocobo. But thank you for the offer.]


Yeah. Guess I got pretty lucky. [For once in his entire twenty three years.] Where'd you end up?