[network] @arachnidsGrip; night 89; [open] [cw: references to child murder]

[fairygodtroll]

Guys. Guys. Norfinbruhs. The fuck?

[ Oh hey, the kid Handsome Jack strangled is alive again! Not that she sounds especially thrilled. The pervading vibe here is definitely judgey as shit. ]

Look at you. Everybody fussing and meddling and flipping the fuck out. Like wigglers! Gross fleshy human chestbursting wigglers. Did you collectively miss that whole thing where I explicitly and truthfully stated that I was hells of cool with the whole getting-killed business? Like, I wasn't too subtle about that, right? Did I fucking stutter?

You guys can soil your gross human underthings all you want about how 'ooh, Jack might handsomely murder other people, boohoo I'm a scared little fleshbaby,' but that ain't even up to him. It is up to the Winter chick! The power is all in her hands here. Maybe you guys should be mobilising against the raging fuck contagion who refuses to tell us how she can be dead and talking? Ugh. And this is all assuming that he really would kill unwilling people! You don't know for sure that he would. No crime has been committed! I think. Earth laws might be incredibly fucked up? Who knows.

Whatever. So you guys can lay the fuck off now! Handsome Jack did nothing wrong.

Comments

text; @zd /scoots in

[swatsflies]

I don't know, man.
An outlaw that operates in a lawless area.
Snowblind is pretty lawless and you count as an outlaw at this point.

oh god

[youarethebandits]

You're right, you don't know. I do. So how about you shut up before you say something even more idiotic.

[swatsflies]

Funny considering all the idiotic stuff you've been doing.
Besides @aG, is there anyone you haven't turned against you?

[youarethebandits]

I'm not here to make friends.

[swatsflies]

Yeah, yeah.
You and the rest of the assholes here.
None of them have their frickin daughter here though.

[youarethebandits]

What does my daughter have to do with this?]

[swatsflies]

Man, do you seriously have to ask that?
Really???
Try thinking about how she might feel about your actions.

[youarethebandits]

I know how she feels. I fail to see how that's any of your business.

[swatsflies]

Because I actually care about her.
So I'm making it my business.

[youarethebandits]

Are you trying to imply that I DON'T care about her?

[swatsflies]

You're doing one hell of a job showing it.
I think you care more about yourself.

[youarethebandits]

And I think you're an idiot sticking his nose into things that he knows absolutely nothing about.

[swatsflies]

Says the asshole that kills kids and upsets his own.

[youarethebandits]

Sometimes we upset the people we love. I'm not happy about it, but that's just something we have to live with.

By the way, does Angel know that you've decided to be her knight in shining armour? I'm sure she'll be delighted to discover that you think she needs you to protect her feelings.

[swatsflies]

If she has an issue with me speaking up, she'll let me know.
I only bothered because you responded to Kesara. She's my friend, too.

I don't get how you can live with it.
You could try making it better. Actually help out without hurting others.

[youarethebandits]

I can live with it because I have enough strength of character to do what's necessary instead trying to please everyone. That's not something I expect you'll ever understand.

[swatsflies]

Sure, strength of character. Whatever man.
Keep telling yourself that.

[Sorry dude, but Zell is checking out.]

[youarethebandits]

[Cool, as far as Jack's concerned that means he wins the conversation.]