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snowblindrpg2015-11-26 10:30 pm
youarethebandits) wrote in snowblindrpg2015-11-26 10:30 pm
[network] @hjack69; Day 59 [open]
[The video feed opens on an empty street, nothing but the usual snowdrifts in view. It turns here and there as if looking for something. Jack's voice comes from offscreen in a mutter probably not intended to be heard.]
Where'd that piece of- figures it'd disappear just when I start filming.
[Then another voice comes in, an instantly recognisable robotic AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa that quickly gets louder as Dumpy floats into view from behind a corner.]
Hey, there it is! Right, okay. Hey, network, Jack here. Found out something I wanna share with you guys.
[His hand enters the view, pointing at Dumpy.]
So I found this thing floating around near the school, screaming like a useless piece of shit. Not gonna lie, I almost took a wrench to it - it's been taken apart twice now, not like one more would count - but then I discovered that it can actually do more than just make your ears bleed.
[He changes his gesture from a simple point to a finger gun.]
Take it away, Dumps.
[And just like that, the tinny screaming is replaced by this soundclip on endless repeat. Yes, awkward cut-off included.
Judging by the way the camera's shaking, Jack's dancing along to the music.]
Where'd that piece of- figures it'd disappear just when I start filming.
[Then another voice comes in, an instantly recognisable robotic AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa that quickly gets louder as Dumpy floats into view from behind a corner.]
Hey, there it is! Right, okay. Hey, network, Jack here. Found out something I wanna share with you guys.
[His hand enters the view, pointing at Dumpy.]
So I found this thing floating around near the school, screaming like a useless piece of shit. Not gonna lie, I almost took a wrench to it - it's been taken apart twice now, not like one more would count - but then I discovered that it can actually do more than just make your ears bleed.
[He changes his gesture from a simple point to a finger gun.]
Take it away, Dumps.
[And just like that, the tinny screaming is replaced by this soundclip on endless repeat. Yes, awkward cut-off included.
Judging by the way the camera's shaking, Jack's dancing along to the music.]