[network] @SceptredIsle; how do we bear this burden; day 56; text [open]

[keepscalm]

Good morning, everyone.

I'm sure you all saw the obituary a couple days ago. I elected not to post about it yesterday, as there were more widespread concerns regarding our safety and I didn't wish to detract attention from them. [Yes. That is totally the reason it has taken him a few days to post about this.]

But I'd like to request that you contact me if you have any information on the whereabouts of Sealand. His network handle is @TOTALLYANATION. He looks about twelve and he's got short blonde hair and blue eyes. I know he's not in the hospital's morgue; I checked. I've left him a message so that he can hopefully respond once he returns.

[If he returns.]

There's no need to go out of your way to search, but if anyone is going by the other morgues, I would appreciate if you could take a quick look while you're there.

And if he happens to contact any of you, please tell him that England and America are looking for him. [He's using his real name and everything! Mostly because hiding it now is pointless and he has better things to worry about.]

Thank you for your time.

Comments

[rubikscomplex]

hey, no shame in it, tiger
some countries have it
some don't
the america i know TOTALLY would

[fifty]

you're not allowed to imply your nation is easy that's BASICALLY illegal

[Also especially don't imply that to England?]

[rubikscomplex]

sorry
i don't accept the authority of the personifications of countries
there's nothing wrong with being easy, either
let's just call you "experimental"

[fifty]

france is the one who sleeps with everyone to get stuff done okay

[rubikscomplex]

has he slept with you to get stuff done?

[fifty]

no

[It was very hard for America to resist saying more than that and House is not even going to appreciate it.]

[rubikscomplex]

upset you aren't one of the nations he's gone touring the eiffle tower with?

[fifty]

it's not cause he hasn't offered it's cause I have standards

[rubikscomplex]

oh please
america doesn't have standards
we're the land of hummers, tofurkey, and a mountain with a bunch of dead white guys carved into the face

[fifty]

FIRST OF ALL I HAVE PLENTY OF STANDARDS

second hummers and mount rushmore are awesome and tofu is like japan's thing not mine so that doesn't even count

[rubikscomplex]

explain:
chicken nuggets
deep fried butter
spray-on tans