Lancer | Cu Chulainn (
croi) wrote in
snowblindrpg2015-06-13 08:28 pm
[network/open] @lancer; (murder?)clown house; day 004, evening
[It's video. Feed blinks open and he's looking down at it. Blinks once at the camera, is it on? And then yes, yes, it is on.
So then the video flicks over to where a life sized clown statue- yes, a fucking life sized clown statue is sitting in the corner of the living room.
Yes, guess what unlucky son of a bitch happens to be sleeping with Ronald as a roommate tonight?]
Think I'd be doing us all a favor if I tried to burn it?
[Just saying.]
So then the video flicks over to where a life sized clown statue- yes, a fucking life sized clown statue is sitting in the corner of the living room.
Yes, guess what unlucky son of a bitch happens to be sleeping with Ronald as a roommate tonight?]
Think I'd be doing us all a favor if I tried to burn it?
[Just saying.]

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their son fred wants to give up on the path of the clown and become an accountant.
he gets disowned. his clown wig and floppy shoes burned. the statue could memorialize the lost son.
[There is a pause.]
man, now i wish i didn't think of that. [It's like just as the statue hits rock bottom in terms of creepiness he found a way to drain a few more inches from that pool and reveal that the statue could sink down just a bit further.]