[Network] @hotstud_xxx; video | Day 52, evening [open]

[rubikscomplex]

[The video feed will show the inside of a tool shed where a small, flying robot is moving around in the dim light cast by the tablet.]

Hey, Trinity! Wibblelips! Look what I found. It flies, it screams, it's alive. It also happens to be the reason I'm stuck in a shed for the night. Now, I got a screwdriver.

[The screwdriver is held up into view in a pink-gloved hand.]

And I got a hammer.

[The screwdriver is set down and the hammer is picked up to show.]

It's a hammer of justice. It's a hammer of warning. And it's going to be the hammer I take to that freaking thing unless you tell me how to get it to stop screaming in my face. Hiro, you needed some robot parts, right? Might be able to get you some.

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cw: reference to domestic abuse

[rubikscomplex]

Slim Tony is my actual pet name - mobsters are great when you're on their good side - but Greg works. I mean it's the name of my deadbeat uncle who used to smack his girlfriends around, but whatever you want, kiddo.

[What can he do to get people not to call him that name? Lie about where it's from, of course.]

[phaseshifter]

Oh, that's - that's terrible.

[ SO CONFLICTED. Because she doesn't trust Dr Gregsnookums McHotstudslim as far as she can throw him, but she wants to believe nobody would be horrid enough to lie about something like that. ]

[rubikscomplex]

[ He would absolutely lie about it. ]

Well, it sucked for them. But hey, this is all fun, isn't it? You like being the good girl who's bad.

[phaseshifter]

Hey, that's not fair! I don't like-- and I didn't know.

[rubikscomplex]

Hey, kid, own it. You're a Grade A asshole. Not many people make it to that level.

[phaseshifter]

Stop it! You're the one being a jerk here - I'm sorry!

[dr_unconscious]

[Okay, that's enough over here, too.]

Alright, alright, simmer down Doctor Snookums. She didn't know. Ain't gotta grind her in the dirt for it. My fault fer mentionin' names.

[rubikscomplex]

This is totally your fault, Epps. Funny how that works out.

[dr_unconscious]

[Yes, House, turn your ire away from the poor girl. This is a sword he can fall on.]

Yer right. I'm sorry. Kiss t' make up?

[rubikscomplex]

Not when I know everywhere else that mouth has been now. God, you're like a bicycle. When was the last time you had an STD panel here?

[dr_unconscious]

[snort]

G'bye, doc.

[phaseshifter]

I'm sorry.

[dr_unconscious]

It's alright. We were only teasin' an' Doctor Snookums plays a lil' rougher 'n he ought to sometimes. I'm sorry fer goadin' him into it. You jus' get right on back t' that diagram, alright?

lMAO JESUS,

[phaseshifter]

Mmm. Yes. Okay.

[ Gonna trust Jane's word on this one SORRY GUYS >8C ]