[Network] @hotstud_xxx; video | Day 52, evening [open]

[rubikscomplex]

[The video feed will show the inside of a tool shed where a small, flying robot is moving around in the dim light cast by the tablet.]

Hey, Trinity! Wibblelips! Look what I found. It flies, it screams, it's alive. It also happens to be the reason I'm stuck in a shed for the night. Now, I got a screwdriver.

[The screwdriver is held up into view in a pink-gloved hand.]

And I got a hammer.

[The screwdriver is set down and the hammer is picked up to show.]

It's a hammer of justice. It's a hammer of warning. And it's going to be the hammer I take to that freaking thing unless you tell me how to get it to stop screaming in my face. Hiro, you needed some robot parts, right? Might be able to get you some.

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[rubikscomplex]

Is there some reason you need to specify? I mean, do you get that confusion a lot?

Aren't you cute, though? Sure, I'll go jiggle my screwdriver in its rotor. See if that helps. It's probably just hysteria.

[luckystarlimit]

With the people I know? You'd be surprised.

I'm not sure whether to ask you to let us know how it works out or just record it and let us all see for ourselves.

[rubikscomplex]

Well, heck, now I wanna hang out with your buddies, Suit. I'm not really an exhibitionist, though, and I'm pretty sure I'll need a signed consent form if I'm releasing that sort of thing to the wider network.

We'll need to block if from all the children, too. Innocent eyes and ears, you know?

[luckystarlimit]

Well if they ever show up I'll be sure to introduce you.

Doesn't have to be the wider network if you're shy. I'm pretty good at keeping sensitive information away from the wrong eyes.

[rubikscomplex]

Are you a government spy, Suit? Or a contractor? One of those I trust more than the other.

[He actually trusts neither, but details.]

[luckystarlimit]

Neither, really.

Some might say I'm worse than both. But what I did back home doesn't matter so much here.

[Which isn't to say she isn't after as much information as she can get, but no need for Shinra's dirtiest work with no Shinra to report to.]

[rubikscomplex]

Could matter, depending on who you talk to. Are you part of the mafia, Suit? I know a guy, so don't get any funny ideas.

Or do. We could use a little intrigue that's not dating sim drama around here.

[luckystarlimit]

I imagine you know a lot of guys if you've been here longer than I have.

But if the intrigue will keep you going, maybe I'll just leave it to your imagination for now.

[rubikscomplex]

Well, I was talking about back home, but sure. I know a lot of guys here, too. And a lot of girls. There's this one chick who looks like a rat, so that's pretty cool. Make sure you call her 'hot fuzz.' She likes that one.

[luckystarlimit]

Well with a name like that I'm not surprised, ~stud~

Something tells me she doesn't like hearing it as much as you like saying it.

[rubikscomplex]

[He makes a mock-annoyed sound.]

You're a chick, too, aren't you? Please tell me you aren't a furry along with that.

[luckystarlimit]

What gave me away?

But no, no fur. Which is too bad because I bet that would help in a place like this.

[rubikscomplex]

The little tildes. Unless you're Spanish or seriously camp. But girl seemed a safer bet.

And hey, you could always grow out your hair and wrap that around yourself like a scarf. Just remember that shaving is not your friend here, either.

[luckystarlimit]

I wasn't aware punctuation could say so much.

Yeah, kinda got that with the whole dumped in the middle of nowhere thing. And maybe I won't report on how the hair-scarf project goes. People might try to come take it away.

[rubikscomplex]

Clearly, you've never read Eats, Shoots, and Leaves. Punctuation says everything.

And aww... c'mon, Catsuit! [You are now graced with a new +1 Nickname, Cissnei.] Not all of us can grow our hair out in luscious locks. Think of it like Locks for Love. You'll be helping a poor, short-haired bastard with every inch you donate.

[luckystarlimit]

[Catsuit. Well, that's still not the worst nickname she's heard, so she'll take it.]

So what, you want me to grow scarves for everyone? I don't think my hair grows that fast.

[rubikscomplex]

Well, chop, chop! Get on it, girl. We can at least have a few before you get murdered by the monsters. Unless you're planning on being stingy or something.

[luckystarlimit]

Considering how quick you are to kill me off once you've got my hair, I'm thinking it's in my best interests to take my time with it.

[rubikscomplex]

Hey, I'm not killing you off, it's the monsters. Blame them. They're anti-hair-inspired fashion. It's just too bad I dropped my fashion mag. I could've checked if that was in this year. And there was this great quiz. You should talk to Helmethead about it. We went through all the questions. He's destined to be a model.

[This is the riveting entertainment you've been missing out on, Cissnei. Truly, life must be incomplete.]

[luckystarlimit]

Helmethead?

Anyway, at least if I find any magazines around here I know what to do with them. Wouldn't want you missing out on any other such insightful quizzes.

[rubikscomplex]

Kain, Kyle, Kevin. Whatever he's going by now. @standardissue's his handle. And you should definitely bring me any magazines. This place doesn't have cable, I'm missing out on General Hospital, and I can't even keep up with the latest celeb gossip on Buzzfeed. Norfinbury gets a negative ten on my vacationing experience.

[luckystarlimit]

[Oh. Oh well don't mind Cissnei casually glossing over the mention of their mutual acquaintance in favour of topics that don't have her tearing her hair out right now.]

I'm sure they're taking your complaints on board even as we speak.

But sure, if I find anything that could qualify as entertaining then I'll let you know. Unless it's copies of LOVELESS, because those are getting used for burning and nothing else.

[That's what passes for entertainment on Gaia. Cissnei does not appreciate it.]

[rubikscomplex]

They better. I'm thinking of writing a very tersely-worded letter to the tourism board about their brochure. I was promised snow fun and sun, the northern lights, actual cooked food...

[There's a mock-tsking.]

Never trust a brochure from 50 years in the future, Catsuit. All lies. You've got me curious on this LOVELESS thing, though. Erotic novella series that just isn't doing it for you anymore?

[luckystarlimit]

At least you got a brochure. Even if it was very...generous in its descriptions.

And honestly? Worse than that. At least if it was erotic it might actually manage to be interesting.

[rubikscomplex]

You're being a serious tease. C'mon! What's it about? Is it a vampire romance?