[network] @r_m; A Message [DAY 441; open]

[snowblindmods]

I hope you've had fun.

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[rubikscomplex]

Are you sure you're not a computer? Pictures, please.

[snowblindmods]

Don't you guys have my keycard?

[rubikscomplex]

We have the original Miller's keycard. That doesn't mean you're a real person. Maybe you like your anomaly army because they're more like you. Artificial.

[snowblindmods]

They're less likely to argue with me over every single thing.

[rubikscomplex]

[... Okay, that sounds like something House might say about his own team, and that's just plain annoying.]

I notice no pictures are forthcoming.

[snowblindmods]

We know how this will play out. I send a picture, you complain that it isn't good enough, or you find something else to complain about.

[rubikscomplex]

You know, it ruins the magic of a dick pic if you tell me things like this beforehand.

[snowblindmods]

See, you'd have complained that I wasn't naked.

[rubikscomplex]

We've been in foreplay for over a year, Robbie. Come on. Show Uncle Greg what you got. And by that I mean available technology and access protocols that we can make use of.

[snowblindmods]

You already have everything you can make use of.

[rubikscomplex]

I can't make use of you. Which really puts a damper on my ability to get crap done when you're the guy with his hand on the controls.

[snowblindmods]

Sorry about that. I think we're done here, though.

[rubikscomplex]

I don't think you're human. But okay, buddy. Later.