[log] New Year's Mingle [open]

[rubikscomplex]

Characters: Anyone in the Bunker
Location: Bunker
Date: Let's go with January...
Summary: Mingling in the Bunker
Warnings: Add to subject line!

[All of the rooms within the Bunker have been opened. The latest, Room 19, contains computer parts. They'll need to use those, the soldering gun and other equipment in that room to create some sort of interface with the last locked door in Room 4. There are cables to connect up to the tablets, so maybe that will help, as well. And they still have other computers in Room 24 and 26 to use.

There are other things to be about, as well. The Bunker is, as ever, cold, slightly glowing, and moldy. And there are plenty of other rooms to check in on.]

Comments

[phaseshifter]

No.

[ She just sounds... dull. Not in the usual "ooh I'm Angel and I'm packing away my emotions like I always do when things go badly" kind of way - it's a deeper level of deadness. ]

The computer says the electronics have been removed. By the town for scrap, maybe, or by Miller when he was here. It's just closed. Permanently.

[ She doesn't look up or even move at all. Why bother? ]

[rubikscomplex]

[House is silent for a long moment, letting that news wash over him. He's mostly... annoyed? They went through all that trouble, all this crap, and they get a permanently locked door? No. No, that's bull. He's not accepting that for an answer. It's not in him to accept that they'll just never have the answers on the other side of that damn door.]

Huh... and you think that's the only way through? That program unlocks doors, right? Pretty sure there's more than one around here.

[phaseshifter]

There's Squalo's baby. The coffin door. Dunno if the program could be transferred off the computer and taken out there, or if there's annything there to plug a tablet into anyway, but if someone feels like wasting their time going all the way out there to find out they can be my guest.

[ Bitter? WHO'S BITTER?? ]

[rubikscomplex]

[House feeds on bitterness and spite. He's aware that the majority of people here aren't so motivated. The doctor is quiet as he pulls off his pack and lays back on the bed, looking up the one above in the dim lighting that's available in fits and bursts.

Maybe some good old-fashioned antagonism will kick-start Angel's need to prove him wrong.]

I told everyone from the start we weren't getting out of here. How's it feel being wrong about the Admin? Some help she's been.

[phaseshifter]

I think she's dead.

[ SORRY, DOC. ONLY GLOOM HERE. ]

Or disconnected. Both, I suppose, depending on what exactly she is. I've been trying to talk to her for weeks now, and if I get anything back it's just. It's static.

Maybe she gave too much power supply over to us? Or Miller did something? Iunno. If she is dead, I can't even play battery for her any more.

[rubikscomplex]

You could play battery for Becky's little Norfinbury monster. If he still thinks that's a thing.

[Maybe if he picks on Beckett?]

[phaseshifter]

Beckett doesn't want me being a battery, dude. Um, neither of them.

[ She finally looks up, at least, even if she still doesn't seem very engaged. Yay? ]

And the monster's name is Chester. Rhys met it first, so he has dibs on naming it. Iunno if it'd need a battery for anything, either? Unless - unless it has a giant freaking Zune down there.

[rubikscomplex]

[It's progress.]

Chester is a lame name. I'm calling it Ironfist. It tastes and feels like metal when you bite it.

[phaseshifter]

Like metal? Not like calamari? Huh.

[ Yeah, she's just going to casually accept that if anyone knows how Chester tastes, it's probably House. No, definitely House. No other potential Chester-chomping candidate comes close. Sure, Beckett would maybe bite it if it was somehow necessary, but she has the distinct feeling that House would slurp down on some eldritch-ass tentacles both to sate his own curiosity and so he could weird people out by saying that he did it. Like. She's 99% sure about this.

Oh, and also because he's a weirdo old man pervert. That too. ]

There go our hopes of it being a viable replacement food source, I suppose. Also "Ironfist" is a stupid name for something that presumably doesn't have fists.

[rubikscomplex]

It has, like, a thousand fists. And eyes. Probably more eyes than fists.

[It was a while ago and it was in a traumatizing dream. He can't remember it that clearly.]

[phaseshifter]

Well, the eyes are hardly surprising considering the cult iconography. I always figured it was whatever was in, um - the pit? But all I remember of that is teeth, not eyes or... fists.

[ For the record, she's imagining Ultros but with boxing gloves on the end of every tentacle and it's fucking beautiful.

But also -- ]

You're trying to perk me up.

[ That's not a question. ]

[rubikscomplex]

[Why do you have to call a spade a spade, Angel? This was going so well!]

I'm bored, and you're the only person in the room. You're more interesting to talk to when you're perky.

[phaseshifter]

You know other rooms are available, right? Many of them containing perkier people?

[ Grumble, grumble. Stupid House and his stupid everything. She's at least motivated to drag herself into a seated position now, though, because looking pathetic enough that House feels the need to perk her up is completely unacceptable. ]

You could probably even get a party going.

[rubikscomplex]

Not enough hookers or booze for the kinds of parties I to throw. And this room has all the beds. Don't be selfish. You girls and your privacy.

[phaseshifter]

Mmhmm. Well, be the change you want to see, right? Have you considered becoming a hooker yourself?

I'm referring to your missing hand, of course. You could replace it with a hook. It'd suit you.

[ SHE'S FUNNY ]

[rubikscomplex]

[He rolls his eyes.]

I told your boyfriend and I'll tell you: You get two of those. Third time I'm throwing something heavy at you. I don't care if you're a girl.

[phaseshifter]

I don't have a boyfriend.

 

 

 

And, I mean, can you really lift anything that heavy with just one hand?

[rubikscomplex]

[Angel... Well, at least this is properly getting her engaged. He should have known to needle at the romance crap first.]

Does he know you're being unfaithful? Denying him?

[phaseshifter]

[ HOUSE NO!!! ]

I'm not being -- I mean I am denying it, yes, because he's not my boyfriend. It's not a thing! So of course I'm denying it, because that's what you do when people make accusations that aren't true.

[ s m o o t h ]

[rubikscomplex]

Yuh-huh. Are you still a virgin?

[That's at least got to get her throwing something, if not up and over for a slap.]

[phaseshifter]

[ Hey you know how Angel's real fucking good at the pokerface thing when she wants to be

Well that doesn't actually work at all when she blushes bright red

It's a problem, ]

Why is that even relevant? You can get -- you can have sex with someone without them being your boyfriend, geez!!

[rubikscomplex]

You little minx. Seeing more than one boy, then?

[phaseshifter]

What? No!

 

 

But I could, if I wanted to, because no boyfriend.

[rubikscomplex]

Anyone else you got your eye on? Personally, I think that Gray guy's got a nice ass.

[He hasn't particularly looked, but hey! If it's in the name of making Angel uncomfortable. She might have noticed at this point that he mostly hangs around with Will, though.]

[phaseshifter]

Then why don't you go and tell him that? Are you afraid of upsetting your boyfriend?

[ She doesn't know Will well enough to be really comfortable with bringing him into this even indirectly, but. IF SHE'S GOTTA, ]