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snowblindrpg2018-12-12 12:41 am
cahooted) wrote in snowblindrpg2018-12-12 12:41 am
[network] @librarian; video; Day 430; [open]
Hello? Hi.
My name is Flynn Carsen and--
And you all know that. Right. Uh. That's what they told me? This is kind of awkward because apparently people here know me? Which of course isn't mortifying at all, talking to a bunch of people who met you before, it's like all the downsides of a party but then ineffably, somehow, it got worse.
Anyway, I, uh, I need help? A lot of... help, with, uh.
Everything?
[Is this thing still recording? Hopefully so. His hands come up in some frantic gestures.]
See, it's kind of like my first time in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Or in weather below 0. Or in a place without a sun. Or with static in the air? And I'm not saying that I'm freaking out but I am kind of freaking out, a-a-and it's freezing and people keep telling me these impossible things and I don't know what to do, I really need to call my mom?
And if this is the psych department, I did not sign up for any studies and I just think that it's highly unethical and I'm going to report you all to the administration. ... Which... apparently doesn't do much? I've been told that? That's another thing I have been told by, by the guy who knows me?
Right. So, can anyone help?
[He almost puts the tablet away but then remembers something! And up it comes again, his eyes wide with alarm.]
Also! I'm not dead?? Some guy said I was and apparently they were going to bury me alive?! But I'm really not, and if you could please tell the morticians or, or, or whoever else puts people in body bags around here that this is all just one huge misunderstanding!
My name is Flynn Carsen and--
And you all know that. Right. Uh. That's what they told me? This is kind of awkward because apparently people here know me? Which of course isn't mortifying at all, talking to a bunch of people who met you before, it's like all the downsides of a party but then ineffably, somehow, it got worse.
Anyway, I, uh, I need help? A lot of... help, with, uh.
Everything?
[Is this thing still recording? Hopefully so. His hands come up in some frantic gestures.]
See, it's kind of like my first time in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Or in weather below 0. Or in a place without a sun. Or with static in the air? And I'm not saying that I'm freaking out but I am kind of freaking out, a-a-and it's freezing and people keep telling me these impossible things and I don't know what to do, I really need to call my mom?
And if this is the psych department, I did not sign up for any studies and I just think that it's highly unethical and I'm going to report you all to the administration. ... Which... apparently doesn't do much? I've been told that? That's another thing I have been told by, by the guy who knows me?
Right. So, can anyone help?
[He almost puts the tablet away but then remembers something! And up it comes again, his eyes wide with alarm.]
Also! I'm not dead?? Some guy said I was and apparently they were going to bury me alive?! But I'm really not, and if you could please tell the morticians or, or, or whoever else puts people in body bags around here that this is all just one huge misunderstanding!
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What do I do? Besides punching ninja robots?
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Yoooooou... jump outta airplanes to save old books and ancient tomes. From Nazi scientists. [That's what Flynn told her a Librarian is, right? Basically?]
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[He laughs, incredulous, but also very receptive to the coolness factor here.]
Am I a professor, too?
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You're a librarian, Flynny.
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That.
Just redacted approximately 872 points on the awesomeness scale?]
A... librarian.
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