[network] @hotstud_xxx; audio; Day 411 [open]

[rubikscomplex]

Coming to you live from Norfinbury's only standing cult high school, one of several lead guitarist for the Snowhellion Band: Greg House!

[Hello, everyone. Did you need some music to laugh at the probably imminent apocalypse? Uncle Greg has got you. He has Zell's guitar, he's tuned it up, and he starts playing and singing Good Day Sunshine because screw the sun for being gone. He will call it back with the power of classic rock. Or he'll just jam out for a while. That works, too.

When House finishes the song, he'll add at the end.]

Taking requests. Looking at you, Quillster.

Comments

@starspangledhero; audio

[fifty]

Old Time Rock and Roll! ...And maybe something by the Beatles, I don't know. [That second one is obviously a request on behalf of England and there is no way the whole universe wouldn't realize that.]

[rubikscomplex]

[America, that first one was by the Beatles, but never you mind.]

You got it, Stars and Stripes.

[For all of America's more irritating qualities, House does have to appreciate his musical tastes. He starts out playing Old Time Rock and Roll, then swings into Here Comes the Sun. Look, he's on a sun kick, all right?]

You guys still hanging out around the elementary school? And can you or the lobsterback play piano? We could get an actual band vibe going.

[fifty]

England can! He tried to teach me ages ago but I got bored of it. [Sitting still, too difficult.]

[rubikscomplex]

[You're boring, America!]

Piano's, like, one of the easiest instruments, dude. No breath control or callouses required.

[fifty]

I was like, sixty or something. [A baby!] I learned to play guitar later.

[rubikscomplex]

You realize humans have a lifespan of, like... 80 or 90 years max for most people, right?

[That's not a baby, America! But you regain a few cool points for knowing how to play the guitar.]

[fifty]

Okay, I was a little kid. [You know what he meant maybe!] Like--well, okay, maybe sixty's actually kinda young, that'd be like before Jamestown...

Whatever, I was a kid and I wanted to go outside and chase rabbits and play with bison.

[rubikscomplex]

How did this nation literally not die?

It's home, home on the range where the deer and the antelope play. Not the freaking bison, dude.

[fifty]

Even when I was a kid I was strong enough to throw a bison! Freaked out England a few times, though.

[rubikscomplex]

...

So, is that how we got buffalo wings?

[It's a terrible joke and he knows where they actually come from, but shush.]

[fifty]

Ha! [Listen, terrible jokes are the best to laugh at, and everyone could use jokes right now.] I'm totally gonna say that at the next world meeting and see if anyone believes me.

[rubikscomplex]

Is that the UN for nation... people? Are you guys ambassadors, or...?

[fifty]

Yeah, basically. And we're like--hm. I mean, my ID just says "United States of America". Nations are like, their own special category. So that's like something we can do but not really what we are exactly? I have diplomatic immunity, though!

[rubikscomplex]

Do you need diplomatic immunity most of the time?

[Raise hell and steal foreign traffic signs around the world, America. Make them proud!]

[fifty]

Nah, it's just in case. I bet Russia needs it all the time, though. [Might as well take digs at Russia.]

[rubikscomplex]

Well, when they're hacking into our interwebz all the time, they definitely need 'em. What's Russia like? Some big, beefy, 'in mother Russia, ve punch bears for the sport' kinda guy?

@Summoner | Voice

[ninjainviolet]

You have musical bugs on your world?