[log] I Think We're Alone Now [semi-open]

[rubikscomplex]

Characters: Anyone in the Bunker!
Location: Bunker, Building 326 (high school), and Building 317 (hot shower house)
Date: Day 404-409
Summary: Goings on in the bunker post-event, and travel outside for House and Will. Brought to you by this cover.
Warnings: Please add them to subject lines, but likely body horror discussions, examination of vomit.

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[rubikscomplex]

[Sheena is +1 Baseball Bat! Batter up!]

It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.

[ninjainviolet]

[ So, House is giving her wood? ]

Thanks. But...what is it?

TERRI, PLS

[rubikscomplex]

You seriously need me to explain a bat to you? It's a stick to hit things with.

But, Terri, it was too perfect!

[ninjainviolet]

[ Sheena stares at it for a minute, then her eyes widen in recognition. ]

Oh yeah. Zelos used one of these once. He usually used short swords, so I forgot.

Did you want to trade it for something?

Bad Terri!

[rubikscomplex]

I'm trying to get rid of stuff, babe. Take it. Be free. Use it to whack Maggie May or Solomons if you see them around.

Bad Terri, Good pun? *innocent look*

[ninjainviolet]

[ He can't see it, but she has a pizza peel that she already uses as a weapon. ]

I appreciate this, but don't you need something to whack people with?

[ Ah. Enabling House's violent side. ]

[rubikscomplex]

Cane.

[He points to the blood-spattered cane sitting next to his pack.]

Too many things to whack people with.

[ninjainviolet]

I see. Okay then; I'll take it.

[ She kneels down to look at the cane. ]

That's a pretty sturdy cane. Or have you had lessons on how to use it as a weapon?

[rubikscomplex]

I played lacrosse in high school and college. I know how to hit somebody with a stick and make it hurt.

[That's not... really the point of lacrosse, but that doesn't stop it from being true.]

[ninjainviolet]

Lacrosse? Is that a kind of training game?

[ She wouldn't know... And her next question is asked pretty calmly. ]

Have you killed anyone with it?

[ Because she knows how to do that. ]

[rubikscomplex]

What?

[What the hell, Sheena?]

It's a sport. What the hell kinds of things do they teach you kids in school?

[ninjainviolet]

[ She shakes her head. ]

I don't know what Lacrosse is. Besides, you're the one with the cane covered in blood.

[ She tilts her head. ]

I told you I'm a ninja, what do you think I was taught?

cw: some sexism

[rubikscomplex]

A game. My throat hurts. I'm not explaining it to you.

[Also, it would take a while.]

It involves sticks and balls. And I don't know what they teach you in ninja school. Worst ways to keep the girls contained on a mission?

[He points toward her chest.]