[network] @ADMIN; Obituary [DAY 394]

[snowblindmods]

We mourn the loss of those who have died in the time between the last announcement and this one:

Alfred Solomons
Royce Melborn
Peter Quill
Tess
Gamora

Comments

@curiouschloride | text

[motherserpent]

So yeah I'm back as of this morning. Nice timing.

@Ecks | audio

[ecks]

What happened to Royce Melborn and Alfie Solomons?!

[It's still spoken in monotone, but it's very loud monotone.]

@hotstud_xxx; text

[rubikscomplex]

was the bacon worth it?

@godsend, audio

[termineur]

Yeah, I'd like to know this, too. Was anyone with them?

[ Damn, he should've been calling them more- it'd just been hard being in the bunker so often... But he knew after Karkat, it'd be especially hard on them. ]

@godsend, text

[termineur]

[ This means that they're just waiting on Gamora, then. Good. ]

Welcome back. Glad you made it.

You managing okay with your death price? Need any help?

@magenta2; audio

[himalayanyeti]

Hah! Serves Quill right. What happened to him, though? Did he get eaten? I hope got eaten. Fucker had it comin'.

@librarian; video

[cahooted]

God, can't you people just leave one obituary in peace? Is that really too much to ask of you!

Nobody deserves these deaths! How about you shut up and take your sad childhood coping mechanisms elsewhere?

[himalayanyeti]

How's about you shut the fuck up? You're not gonna stop me or anyone else. I don't care what you think! Really, I don't! I'm half a mind to teach you a lesson myself, but I like you fine, and you haven't done anythin'...I don't know. Quill-bad. He's a jackass, and I meant what I said.

[cahooted]

'Quill-bad'? Are you kidding me right now? With the company you kept?

I'm not shutting up! Maybe I can't stop you but I will sure as hell speak up. Oh yeah, you're all so big, you're so above mere human emotions, wow, how impressive. It's so terrible to be decent, such a chore! Look at me, not caring about anyone else! What are you guys even trying to accomplish every time you do this, become the number one citizen of this hellhole? A nice pat on the back from the spiders maybe?

[himalayanyeti]

I'm not gonna sit here and pretend like I'm some kinda saint. I know I'm not. You, though--you've got that high-'n-mighty attitude that makes me want to beat your face in. You think anyone has the fuckin' moral high ground here, asshole? D'you think you're better than the rest of us 'cause you keep all your bad shit private-like? Fuck off.

[cahooted]

Wh-- No, I don't! No, I don't?

[His hands flail up and down in frustration.]

Nobody said anything about being a saint. There's a difference between a high-and-mighty attitude and having a problem with someone making fun over someone else's death.

[motherserpent]

Of course the bacon wasn't worth it, what kind of stupid question is that?

[rubikscomplex]

the kind you ask when a moron got warned six ways to sunday what would happen

[motherserpent]

Actually I might kind of be in trouble? I'm blind.

[Then how are you typing, Tess? She winces at her screen after she's sent it. Stupid. Should have come up with something better.]

[motherserpent]

Well, you live and learn. Or I die and learn. You miss me? You sounded really broken up about the idea that I might die.

@hotstud_xxx; text

[rubikscomplex]

save it carsen
no one cares
because death doesn't mean anything here
take out revivals
maybe they'll start caring again

[rubikscomplex]

now, mistress
how could i NOT be broken up about you?
there were tears and everything
okay, a tear
okay, so it was sweat
close enough

[motherserpent]

So little faithfulness. So little mourning. You're pretty bad at this serpent in training thing, you know?

[rubikscomplex]

what can i say?
the raging death goddess last time was a super turn-off

[cahooted]

Well, I care! And I guess you and Gen and everybody else will just have to deal with that!

If it's easier for you be all callous about it, fine, be my guest. But don't expect everybody to follow suit. Because it means something and it will always mean something. It's horrible and wrong and I don't have to take them out because you could just stop pretending that everybody always revives instead.

[rubikscomplex]

dude
i'm telling you there are better things to get worked up over

[cahooted]

Like what?

[ecks]

I do not know. I was going to go back to the bunker and see Royce Melborn but I had not talked to him in several days and I thought he would not die because he did not have a reason to die and I do not know why he would die if there were other people with them in the bunker or why--

[rubikscomplex]

how about the puzzles in the bunker people still haven't worked out?
maybe the fact that there aren't any data ghosts talking out here anymore?
maybe these locked doors we need some kind of permissions for that are probably in the bunker?

at least be productive when you're being outraged
use it for something

[motherserpent]

Who the hell ever said I was a DEATH goddess?