'Quill-bad'? Are you kidding me right now? With the company you kept?

I'm not shutting up! Maybe I can't stop you but I will sure as hell speak up. Oh yeah, you're all so big, you're so above mere human emotions, wow, how impressive. It's so terrible to be decent, such a chore! Look at me, not caring about anyone else! What are you guys even trying to accomplish every time you do this, become the number one citizen of this hellhole? A nice pat on the back from the spiders maybe?